ALTERNATE TALES OF THE STAR FORCE

STAR BLAZERS—THE PRINCESS AND THE SURFER

Being the seventh part of THE NEW COMET--- BY: Frederick P. Kopetz


This Act is being completed with the Cooperation and Assistance of Derek A.C. Wakefield (as usual)

Major Thanks to Michael C. Crump (aka “Max Damage”) for artwork contributed to this chapter.

Thanks also to Gail Kopetz (Fluffy! My Wife!) and Ami Meitsu for helping to inspire me….

Note: This chapter contains some mature content…just wanted to warn you…


ACT SEVEN: QUEEN STARSHA AND THE DUEL…


 

I. A RUDE AWAKENING…

 

Planet Iscandar

 

Part of the Southern Coast of the Great Continent

 

Sunday June 7, 2207: 0930 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

The environs of the sacred beach on Taniquitel were very pretty, and the beach looked almost empty as a lone figure walked up through the sand near the sea.

 

The sand was wet, and the walker was leaving footprints from her bare feet in the sand as she looked for shells.

 

Here’s a pretty one, she thought as she dug something that looked like an iridescent conch shell out of the sand. She smiled, listened to the sound of the sea on Iscandar in the shell, and then tossed it carefully into a shoulder bag she was carrying over a bare shoulder.

 

The young lady playing beach bum was Nova Wildstar. She had on her leis and a necklace made from shells over her otherwise bare breasts, and she wore her pink fundoshi and a white wide-brimmed ladies’ hat and sunglasses with pink-tinted lenses. She carried a shoulder bag that held her shells, a beach towel, suntan lotion, and a commset to call Derek back at the villa if needed.

 

Nova smiled as she put a foot into the surf as it raced up the beach. Mmmm…that water’s warm, she thought. If I go swimming, I’d better watch the undertow, and strip so I’m not encumbered by anything. And maybe I’ll find a shell or two in the water? Maybe even a shell with a pearl in it? Derek would like that, now, wouldn’t he?

 

Nova walked up onto the dry sand and began to set down her bag to pull out a beach towel so she could sun herself after her skinny dip. She was beginning to pull down her fundoshi and was thinking of being a romantic naked South Seas pearl diver when she heard sighing noises on the wind.

 

Great, someone’s here, she thought as she pulled her fundoshi back up all the way.

 

Nova gathered herself together, listened on the wind, and then she began to run up the beach towards the sounds.

 

Not far away, maybe sixty meters from the spot where she had been standing, Nova found them.

 

Deke and Sasha. Naked. On a beach towel, singing some kind of weird song.

 

And, they were at it again. Right in front of Nova!

 

Nova’s mouth went wide as she yelled, “Deke! Deke Wakefield! Sasha! You’ve got company!”

 

“Oh, Deekeee,” said Sasha as she gasped. “Do me again, again, again, again…

 

Nova then saw Wakefield riding her like a little boy riding a toy Bat-Cycle as he said, “Princess, prepare ye to be pillaged by the Trojans! Aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiieee!”

 

“Deeekkkee, you’re silly!” laughed Sasha.

 

“People!” cried Nova. “I don’t mind that you don’t have anything on, it’s hot, but could you cut that out for a MINUTE!??”

 

“Saaaaaassssshhhaaa” said Deke.

 

“Deeeeekkkeeee,” she squeaked back.

 

Nova hesitantly knelt and then she shook them. “Deke! Sasha! Stop doing the horizontal hula for a minute. Please?”

 

Sasha reached out a hand and grabbed Nova’s while she giggled, “Deeeekeeee, stop tickling me! At least there! Heee heee hee hee heee!”

 

“This is Aunt Nova!” snapped Nova. “NOT Deekee! Deekee is…well, you know where he is.”

 

Nova then noticed Sasha’s eyes were very glassy. So were Deke’s.

 

She felt around in the sand and found two things thrown there. One was a little vial from the Argo’s Sickbay. The other was a little silver key to a storage locker.

 

“What is my medicine locker key doing here?” said Nova as she threw her key back in her bag. “And what was in this vial?”

 

Nova ran her finger inside the vial as she tried to blot out the sounds of the Wakefields…making whoopee…and then she sniffed at the result and tasted her finger.

 

“Mushrooms,” she muttered as she recognized the taste and her head went moderately funny for a moment. “Titan mushrooms, huh? How did you two learn about these? I’d better be careful about this, or I may be joining you two. In a threesome. I don’t want that to happen!”

 

Nova spread her beach towel out a decent distance away from the blotto young couple and she sat down with her back turned so she wouldn’t have to see what Deke was doing to Sasha. She had just seen enough. Wakefield seemed to be a very inventive Trojan with his young wife!

 

Nova then got out her commset and called Derek.

 

The Commodore was washing dishes when the commset rang.

 

“Hello?” he said. “Or should that be moshi-moshi?”

 

“Derek, this is Nova. I’m sick.”

 

“What’s wrong with you? Nova?”

 

“I…was walking down the beach. I just found Mister Wakefield and Sasha. In the sand…it’s so…”

 

“Nova, my God! Are they dead?”

 

“They’re worse than dead, Derek,” said Nova. “Remember the Titan ‘shrooms? Remember our experiment?”

 

“Yes, that was when….I think we thought we could hide it from Sasha that time.”

 

“Little hard to hide anything on that, as we learned…” said Nova as she blushed with the memory. “I have a memory of coming to up in a tree house…with splinters in my bottom…”

 

“And I had to take you back to Sickbay in just my shirt to get them removed, and…”

 

“YES,” said Nova with a blush as she clenched her toes at the memory. Was I still giggling then?  Nova thought in embarrassment. Those mushrooms are worse for your reputation than Doc Sane’s Spring Water!

 

“I…remember that,” said Derek. “Are Deke and Sasha…?”

 

“Yes,” said Nova.

 

“Are they aware you’re there?”

 

“No,” said Nova with a blush.

 

“Are they decent?”

 

“NO!” said Nova with a deeper blush.

 

“Are they in flagrante delicto?”

 

“YES,” hissed Nova. “Listen!” she said as she held the commset up.

 

Derek listened, feeling very uncomfortable as he heard Sasha making little gasping noises and mewls from several kilometers away. He also heard Wakefield.

 

It sounded to Wildstar like Wakefield was purring. Or growling. He couldn’t tell which.

 

“What do we do with them?” sighed Wildstar. “They still do not have a waiver. And Wakefield is on convalescent leave.”

 

“Only one thing to do,” said Nova.

 

“What?”

 

“Wait here until it wears off. I will have to watch them anyway…keep them under observation…then we take them to the villa and read them the riot act.”

 

“Want me there, Nova?” said Derek.

 

“No offense, Derek,” she said. “I’m feeling too warm right now. I’d love to, but what sort of example would we set if they come around and see us in our own horizontal hula? I’m not wearing very much, it’s hot, and I miss you horribly,” said Nova in a small voice as she fussed about with her leis. “That is usually a good combination for mischief, and if no one was around but us…but, today…”

 

“Yeah,” sighed Derek.

 

“Not…that I mind the idea,” said Nova as she licked her lip. “Hearing them is driving me bugs. In more ways…than one,” she whispered.

 

“Nova, are you?”

 

“Yesss,” said Nova in almost a purr. “For you, of course. Not Dekesticks.”

 

“Rain check?” said Derek.

 

“For now,” said Nova. “Later on, after we get them dealt with and we have time…I think there might be a very nice Gamilon out tonight…”

 

Derek made a kissing noise over the commset. “If we have time, invitation accepted, Lieutenant Commander.”

 

“Thank you, Commodore,” said Nova sweetly. Sasha let out a particularly loud squeak then that set her teeth on edge. “She’s noisy,” Nova whispered with a giggle. “She might be howling next. You have a very bad little niece.”

 

“I know that,” said Derek.

 

“How do you know?” said Nova as she lay on her stomach and kicked up her foot, looking more like nineteen than twenty-nine at that moment.

 

“I was cornered once,” said Derek. “When you weren’t around.”

 

“Oh?” said Nova.

 

“I extricated myself from the situation, ma’am,” replied Derek. “Gently, of course. A gentleman and samurai tries not to make a thirteen-year old Iscandarian girl cry.”

 

“Cornered, hmmm?” said Nova.

 

“Are you mad?’ said Derek, worried.

 

“No,” said Nova with a smile.

 

“Why are you asking me that?”

 

“You have to show me, Derek,” said Nova.

 

“Why?”

 

“So I can corner you like that sometime. Preferably after our children are born and asleep some night, or with a babysitter for the weekend. Food for thought, Skipper!” said Nova with a giggle. “Take care. I will call you when they come around.”

 

“Bye,” said Derek.

 

“Byyye,” sang Nova.

 

Then, she hung up, closing her eyes softly as another squeal came down the wind. Nova shook her head and put her hands over her ears.

 

I should have brought earmuffs, she thought as she pulled her hat down over her ears and huffed.

 


 

THREE HOURS LATER…

 

Later, much later, Nova sat on her beach towel on Taniquitel watching over Deke and Sasha as they snored in each other’s arms. It wasn’t cold for Nova in her minimal attire that warm afternoon, but, then again, she never thought she’d be looking after patients while barely dressed.

 

“Hey, God,” Nova said in a half-sleepy voice. “Nova here. This was not my day, except for being with Derek last night. At least thanks to the commset, he knows I’m stuck here watching these two. Children. They’re children, these two,” said Nova out loud with a wry smile as she watched the snoring Deke and Sasha. “It’s funny. I’ve never been able to tell, and medical science could never tell, either. Was I dead after I breathed in that gas at the Cosmo-DNA? They wrote in my chart then that I was in a “persistent vegetative state, probably moribund” and stuck my sleeping carcass off in the morgue to finish dying while Doctor Sane tended to other patients. Was I dead? Was I alive? And if I was dead, what brought me back when I woke up in Derek’s arms? And if my brain had just stopped working and I was as good as dead, why am I conscious, well, strong, and a little over six months’ pregnant and not in a Veterans’ Ministry back ward someplace getting green soup in a tube and getting my legs massaged while lying in a fetal position? Why am I here? Why have I beaten the odds so many times? And why is my life so weird?” Nova sighed.

 

Nova wasn’t sure what she wanted to do as she looked at Deke and Sasha. They were moaning softly as they finally came to.

 

“Where…where are we?” said Sasha. “Deeekee?”

 

“Uhhhh…” said Wakefield as he looked up, running his eyes across the beach as he spotted a figure. “Someone’s coming, Sasha!”

 

“Eeeeek!” she cried. She sat up and blushed. “Deekee! I’m naked!”

 

“Where’s our clothes?” he yelled.

 

“Right here,” said Nova as she handed them their discarded clothing. “Deke! You were supposed to be resting on the Argo! Not running around making love to Princesses! You’re hurt, Wakefield! You’re being a horrible patient right now!”

 

“She’s my wife, ma’am,” said Deke.

 

“Yes, and you two did not have your waiver to be together off-duty yet, you…”

 

“Are we in trouble?” said Sasha. “I…oh…no! We must be in trouble!”

 

“You are in trouble,” snapped Nova. “Oh, I know you needed the time alone…but there are regulations!”

 

“Nova, mother’s calling us! She’s nearby. On the villa to the north!”

 

“How far is that?” asked Deke.

 

“A few kilometers up the beach, beyond those bluffs,” said Nova as she made sure (wth a blush) that her leis were adjusted. “You’ll need swimwear on. Come back to our villa after you get dressed. Derek and I will dress you…”

 

“And?” sighed Deke.

 

“Give you a very good talking-to before we see Starsha,” said Nova. “Come on!

 

With heavy hearts, Deke and Sasha dressed while Nova turned her back on them for privacy.

 


 

A FEW MINUTES LATER….

 

At Derek and Nova’s villa on the southern part of the beach, Deke sat shirtless in his Black Tiger uniform as Commodore Wildstar yelled at him. He wasn’t the only one getting it. Deke had been half-expecting Sasha to get reamed out, too, which definitely happened. He hadn’t been expecting Derek to chew Nova out for letting them get access to the Funky Fungi, too. It appeared to Deke that Nova was, in fact, sharing the doghouse with both of them.

 

Wakefield! What the hell did you think you two were doing? Sneaking off the ship while you were supposed to be recovering? Stealing those dangerous mushrooms without medical permission? Going off to this sacred beach like this? Forgetting you’re supposed to be training Sasha?”

 

“Sir, with all respect, we were both on liberty, and…”

 

Wildstar snarled. “That’s no damn excuse, and you damn well know it! As for being with Sasha, listen, Wakefield! Do you see this?” he said as he held up a small folder.

 

“What is it, sir?” said Deke as Derek and Nova glared at him and Sasha.

 

“The orders putting you two together in a cabin aboard ship,” said Nova. “That was my surprise wedding gift to you two, and it would have taken effect tomorrow!”

 

Deke and Sasha sat with their mouths open.

 

“But, you had to go and ruin it, didn’t you?” said Nova.

 

“Ma’am, maybe we don’t have the self-discipline to room together,” said Sasha as her eyes filled with tears. “You can just…”

 

“We’re not forgetting it,” snapped Commodore Wildstar. “Nova was up half the night the other night switching around room assignments to accommodate you two! Off the record, people, can’t you see that Nova is both pregnant and very tired lately?”

 

“I…I wanted to be nice to you two,” said Nova as she began to sob. “But, you had to…to wreck it for me. Even sneaking off to the beach, I’d understand, but…but…with those mushrooms getting loose…I have to account for them,” sobbed Nova. “A loss from a drug cabinet is very serious! It was my fault, losing that key in a moment of stupidity, Derek!”

 

“I said I won’t write you up for it, and you know it,” said Derek. “Again, Lieutenant Commander, it was a stupid-ass mistake!” he barked as Nova bowed her head. “Losing that key. But I know it’s not you or your normal style, so as far as we are concerned…well, I’ve chewed you out for it already. It goes no further on the Command level that that!”

 

“But Doctor Sane might!” Nova sobbed. “It would go in my nursing folder! One mistake like that causes an inquiry. Either formal, where it stays in your folder for two years, or informal, where it stays in your folder for anywhere between one to six months. Two mistakes like that mean automatic suspension of my RN license. Three mistakes means license revocation and saying goodbye to medical school!”

 

“How many mistakes like that have you had?” said Derek.

 

“This is the first one,” Nova sobbed. “Even that might put a cloud over my application to the Federal School of Medicine! You know how selective they are!”

 

As Nova put her face in her hands and cried her eyes out, Sasha suddenly felt very small. Very young. And very stupid. Auntie, I’d never get you in that kind of trouble, she thought. But what kind of trouble am I in for this?

 

“You should be written up, Sasha,” snapped Derek. “There should be an Article Fourteen on you. It would only go that far because of the small amount of the mushroom taken, and because it is a Schedule Y “Experimental Drug Base” medication. Nova and I tried it once. Then, it was on Schedule X “Experimental Food”, and Doctor Sane gave her clearance to experiment on it. If it was on Schedule Z, “Controlled Substance”, like the pain-relieving morphine locked up in that cabinet…if you two had touched that, there would have been a court-martial, revocation of your commissions after said court-martial, and work-camp time for you…”

 

“Like what we had to do to Ensign Sedgeley two and a half years ago, Derek, right before they gave me the Danube,” sniffed Nova. “Remember what I had to do to Carolyn?”

 

“What did she do?” said Wakefield.

 

“She was at the morphine and that R’Khell drug we captured…they call it “Sixer” and it is very dangerous,” said Nova. “Doctor Sane and I caught her. She had a monkey on her back and got court-martialed. Because she was my immediate inferior, at her mustering-out ceremony, I had to rip her rank epaulets and medals off her myself, slap her, and send her on the public Walk of Shame myself. She was my friend. We shot pool together. I didn’t like doing it. But I had to. And she’s still in the work camp in Provkiev, in Siberia; she’s in a striped jumpsuit in the cold, and she’ll be there for five more years. Don’t ever make me do that to you two!” sobbed Nova. “Grow up a bit!”

 

“Yessir,” said Wakefield. “We’ll…we’ll try to be more professional.”

 

“Good,” said Commodore Wildstar. “You two get your room assignment tomorrow in the morning. In the meantime, go in the guest room. Nova has laid out your swimwear. We have to change, too. We’re taking a walk down the beach,” said Derek. He looked at Sasha. “You know why.”

 

“To see Mother,” said Sasha.

 

“Yes,” said Nova. “She wants to talk with both of you about your recent behavior over the past few weeks, as she put it.

 

“We have to face the music,” sighed Sasha.

 

“Yes,” said Deke. “In more ways than one…”

 


 

II. RUMORS…

 

The Eritz Gatlantis

 

Princess Invidia’s Palace

 

Sunday June 7, 2207: 1200 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

Generals Dyre, Gorse, and Turpitz had all been called to an informal conference in a lounge in Invidia’s Palace.

 

They had been ordered to come without weapons. They had no idea what the conference was about.

 

When they got in there and found Invidia sitting on a couch in a red and black dress and white boots, they guessed they were in some trouble as the Princess sat there playing with her pointer.

 

Finally, Invidia said, “Let us get to the point. Why was Katrina Savela executed this morning before I could personally interrogate her?”

 

“The Pellian pilot was a threat, Princess,” said Turpitz in a smooth voice. “After she was tortured in the Sphere of Joy last night by Nevitz, we had word she might try to escape and steal her plane and return to the Pellian ranks with intelligence on us. That was unforgivable, so I went to see Dyre.”

 

“Since you were asleep, I thought, playing about with another prisoner, I ordered her killed and thought you’d countersign it,” said Dyre. “Her head’s in a jar now. Want to see it?”

 

“NO,” barked Invidia. “How convenient. Just as I found out that the fact that her surname was ‘Savela’ and the fact that someone is playing about with the Noble Family of the Savelas. I just found out, as a matter of fact, based on genetic evidence…from…Katrina’s body…that Katrina’s mother was my mother, Countess Eloise. Countess Eloise. My father’s favorite, after Father captured her and treated her well…which was well before my birth twenty-four years ago. My mother. Countess Eloise. Killed when I was twelve right before Father’s great campaigns began in a crash I considered suspicious. Which one of you was it?”

 

“Princess, I…” said Dyre.

 

Invidia smashed her pointer down hard on the table. “Which one of you was talking with Radnar, even then, trying to spread rumors that I was in an improper relationship with Father?” she snapped with tears in her eyes. “I have played games with attractive prisoners, and teased some females as my version of a joke when I was younger, but never would I bed females…most of the time. Not really. If I hadn’t killed that pregnant Earthling Wildstar, for one, I would have got her in here as a prisoner, scared her, then…served her some juice, and talked with her. Maybe find out what makes the Earthlings tick? Dancing with her would have been a game. A tease. A joke. Instead…”

 

“Princess,” said Gorse.

 

“Explain dis!” she screamed as she threw tapes at them. “Radnar spreading vile rumours of me! Or are you all in cahoots with him?”

 

“We have not been in contact with Radnar for some time,” said Gorse, knowing he was lying through his teeth.

 

“We saw him on the homeworld, and that was it,” lied Dyre. He thought, How can we bring it to Invidia that we think maybe she is no longer sane and that maybe we should see about accepting the Grand Emperor’s offer..to talk…maybe retain our positions and power? Maybe get him to fail to acknowledge Desslok as our new ruler and instead crown myself or Radnar as Prince? How do we turn this to advantage?

 

“We spoke about this before, friend, before I came back from the battlefront on this brief tour,” said Turpitz. “Invidia. Gamilon, Earth, even Iscandar and Pellias, are building up greater defense forces. We know how your mother came from the Pellians’ ranks years ago to be captured by us. The Pellians were a great spacefaring race. They still are. Not even Astrena knows yet how many of their warships escaped the Blackeye Galaxy to go on patrol elsewhere. The Pellians, we all knew, were legendary shipbuilders and scientists. And fighters. I heard tales of the Pellian Federation Border Legion that would chill you, Invidia. Arishna help us if any of the Border Legion ever came back.”

 

“Why?” said Invidia.

 

“Their esprit de corps, spirit, and aggressiveness in battle were legendary,” said Dyre. “Imagine a ship like the cursed Star Force. Right? Now imagine a whole FLEET like that. That was the Border Legion of Pellias, at least in legend. I do not know how Ekogaru ever defeated them. But apparently, he did.”

 

“Horrible,” said Invidia.

 

“The Pellians are dangerous,” said Dyre. “They are just beginning to share their secrets with Desslok and with the Earthlings. Men, we thought we could crush Desslok’s and the Terrans’ Alliance in the cradle. It is more formidable than we thought…”

 

“That is why we must crush them!” cried Invidia. “Skaldart will save us! Overwhelming force! Why is he not here now?”

 

“Delayed, Princess,” said Gorse. “He is in battle with Radnar’s forces…”

 

“WHAT?” screamed Invidia. “Radnar, Radnar, all I hear about is Radnar!

 

“Sooner or later, Princess, Radnar will find the right time and place to engage us,” Dyre “To engage our Fortress. To engage this city-ship!”

 

“We still have forces! Our Comet!” raged Invidia.

 

You,” said Turpitz as he got up and poked Invidia in the stomach with her own pointer. “You, Princess, are causing us to lose them. Day by day. Hour by hour. I have been to Iscandar and Gamilon several times. Desslok’s forces! The Iscandarians and Pellians! The damned STAR FORCE! They rally around that battered, patched old wreck of an Earth spaceship like a banner! Now I understand why Desslok was so obsessed with destroying her once upon a time! That damned ship has more lives than Arishna’s First Prophet Mudib! Mudib the Great! The Man They Could Not Kill! Even now, fanatic Arishna-worshippers feel Mudib will someday rise from the dead, unify our Houses like in the Great Time, and lead our forces to victory! That accursed Wildstar lad looks like Mudib! Or have none of you ever noticed because he is not green like the Great Prince and Prophet was?”

 

“Are you some Arishnian fanatic?” screamed Invidia. “Have you Seen the Light? Have you Seen the True Vision?”

 

“Enough,” said Dyre as he got up and grabbed the pointer from Turpitz’s hands since Invidia looked like she was about to strike him. “Princess. Mathematics and the latest projections done by the statisticians and battle analysts in the Tower of Velduz College in the city indicate that the mathematical certainty of a decisive win in the Sanzar System is only eighteen percentems in our favor. The chance of an absolute victory by the enemy is estimated at twenty-eight percentems. The highest probability, at fifty-four percentems, is that of a rough draw, with both our sides badly bloodied, the New Comet again damaged, and with millions dead on both sides and much bitterness spread about for generations. We can win. But at what cost? If we defeat them here, it will have to be genocide. Turpitz’s reports indicate they will fight to the bitter end. If we attack again, even with their forces defeated, if we do so, they would never surrender to us. And if we forced them to submit, we would face possibly two or three hundred years worth of partisan actions. The only way they stop fighting is when they die. If we can even bring them to that point!”

 

“We need to win. Otherwise I will not keep my throne!” Invidia screamed. “Then…crush them we..”

 

“We asked them to calculate that, too,” said Gorse. “Princess, there is only a nine-percentem chance…”

 

“Of what?” snapped Invidia.


“There is just a nine-percentem chance of you keeping your throne, Invidia,” said Gorse coldly. “If that. Invidia, we are your friends. We have stood by you through this. As friends, we counsel you; two things…”

 

“What?” said Invidia as tears again came to her eyes.

 

“Call off this attack. There is not that much chance we can win. Then, abdicate,” said Dyre. “You have brought us to the brink of the point we feared; disaster!”

 

“We swore to serve you,” said Gorse. “Step down and let us contact Radnar. Or Desslok, for that matter. We need to negotiate again.”

 

“Never!” cried Invidia. “I will never listen to you! Next time I see you, you are demoted, Gorse! And I may consider a trial for treason!”

 

She snapped her pointer in half, threw the halves at Gorse’s face with a vicious scream, and then she stalked off, smashing the doors with her hands as they hissed open and she disappeared weeping angrily into the Royal Apartments.

 

“I should smash in her teeth,” hissed Turpitz. “Gorse, are you…?”

 

Gorse nodded as he bled. “Dyre. We need to kill her. Preferably in her sleep!”

 

“Not in her sleep,” hissed Turpitz.

 

“Men,” said Dyre. “I have something better in mind.”

 

“Which is?” said Turpitz.

 

“Listen,” said Dyre in a low voice.

 


 

Invidia cursed and ranted as she slapped a guard in the face for no reason as she stalked into her suite.

 

Then, slamming down her hands on a table in her sitting room, she tore a ceremonial dueling sabre that her father had once owned off the wall and began to attack the red velvet curtains with it like a wild thing. She screamed like a beast while doing so, and then, and only then, she started to laugh.

 

Laughing like mad, she kicked off her boots, went barefoot, and the Princess lost herself in a silent dance with no one.

 

“I need music,” she said.

 

Walking over to her computer, she ran through her musical collection. Pellian music, no. Cometine music, no. Definitely not Gamilon music. Melezartian music plundered from that dead world was too solemn, too beautiful. She needed something with noise and a beat.

 

Invidia chortled when she saw her next contraband collection of music. Why not? Invidia thought. Oh, I wish the barbarians knew I stole this along with fleet plans my men hacked from their ships… 

 

Invidia then flicked the following on her player:

 

ST’ILA: Barbarian/Terran

 

GENWA: Rock/Disco

 

DELA’TIST: Elton John

 

SEGE: I’m Still Standin’ (Yeah Yeah Yeah)

 

 

Invidia giggled as the music she had strictly banned in her own Empire-City began to wash over her like illicit candy. As the first chords of “I’m Still Standin’” began to blow over her speakers, the barefoot Princess laughed like crazy, shutting her eyes and squealing as she twirled around, watching her dress flip up, exposing the slender legs she usually only let her various lovers see.

 

Enough of this! Invidia thought as she danced and pumped her fists. I may have to use people, I may have to use men, but only for a little while more! Star Force? Minor annoyance now. Desslok? A plaything I can torment like a fly pinned to a board if I ever capture him. Radnar? Next on my crap list! Turpitz? You are a dead man! Gorse? Dead! DYRE, my oldest friend after Father? DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!

 

Invidia danced like a wild animal as she sang along with the lyrics in heavily accented Standard English! “And did you think this fool could never win?
Well look at me, I'm coming back again…”

 

Invidia screamed, and she took a drinking set that Dyre had given her. She drank some of the wine like a crazy woman and then began to gleefully smash the carafe’ and the goblets against the wall in a corner where she knew she could not step on them.

 

Then, Invidia pumped her arms and screamed along with the lyrics…”Don't you know I'm still standing…better than I ever did…Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid…I'm still standing…after all this time…picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind…”

 

Invidia then screamed and twirled around, and as the guitar solo came up, she picked up a small table and smashed it through a portrait of her own General Staff.

 

Then, she giggled and got a blaster and began shooting holes in the picture. She then found a pen and drew a black moustache on Turpitz’s part of the picture.

 

She opened a cabinet and found the well-cleaned skull of a captive. She smashed it against the wall, screaming, “WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” as she did so.

 

Then, spent, Invidia calmed herself and called up some Terran history on her computer. The name that came up was:

 

RUDOLPH HESS

 

“Why not?” Invidia chortled to herself. “I might be able to pull it off and sit there beside Desslok, maybe in handcuffs, granted, while they come to a little trap I set for them, if they have the courage to do so. Or, I could make things go my way? My way! Yes! Spy out the place, see what it is really like, and come back here with Skaldart, and then have a nice little purge. Kill them all! Maybe. If it is really as bad as zey say, I can then quit while ahead. My way, my terms!”

 

Invidia’s eyes filled with tears as she looked at a picture of Katrina Savela. “My half-sister,” she said. “I never got to really sit down and talk with you. Torture you? Yes. Talk like a sister? No. They said you were twenty-nine. Thirty, maybe. Older than me. Older sister I never knew, and I let them kill you!” sobbed Invidia. “Cursed wars! Cursed conquests and political crap! Fleets? Yes! Crushing things, yes! Running around with generals, yes! Power, yes! Love, no. Sex, yes! True love, no! It is time, for me to grow up and begin finding what I want for once! Not what others expect of me!” she screamed out loud.

 

“I am going off to see how the war really goes. See if we can win or can’t win! Find my own way through this! Then, if we can win, we win! If not, quit while ahead, game over, end it my way and in my own time and manner! Find friends! Love! Maybe a new sister? Crazy, aren’t I? Maybe. But, I do it!” screamed Invidia as she gleefully smashed another table with a swipe of her sword.

 

Then, Invidia found a bag she had been keeping. “Katrina’s uniform and boots,” she said as she hugged it. The rest of Katrina’s body, save for her head, was gone, cremated and vaporized already.

 

Invidia then found some hair dye and some scissors. “For later, on the carrier Mikronja,” said Invidia.

 

Invidia ran into her bedroom and flipped open a cabinet. She threw some things out at random until she found shoes she had seldom worn; pink sandals that matched the bottom of her dress. She put them on and wriggled her toes for a bit.

 

She then had another drink. A nice, slow one.

 

Invidia sighed contentedly as the wine hit her stomach.

 

Good, she thought. I need this. I need…to relax…and think, and….

 

She needed to be a little tipsy, she knew, if she was ever going to pull this move off.

 

I have to sound…what..cute? Yes, cute, to get him to do my bidding? No power. Cute. And smile, Princess! Smile!

 

Then, smiling, she sat down on a gold settee that she hadn’t trashed and called a number on the Eritz Gatlantis. “Captain Jena?” she purred into the phone. “Your Princess commands you, Val. Have the technical crews ready the Pellian’s fighter plane and transport it to the Mikronja. It is not far. No, no need to report this to Gorse. Or Dyre. They need not even know I am leaving yet. It is a personal mission. Recon mission. One ship is all we need. Yes. Now. We leave tonight. And your proposition? The one I refused? It is accepted. No, I have not lost my mind. Yes, I think I have found it. Oh. Between you and I…my hair will look lighter. Much lighter. And I have different shoes on. The ones you liked on the dancing girl last month. The barbarian ones that show your feet. I will be quaint. Where we are going, we may even find some holy man to marry us. No, I am not mad. Yes I am. Goodnight, Val. See you soon…”

 

Invidia hung up and giggled for the first time in ages. “I wonder,” she purred. “What Iscandar is like this time of year..?”

 

Then, smiling, she began to write a note.

 

Invidia thought carefully about the words, thinking that this had to be just right to make this work….

 


 

III. MEETING WITH STARSHA

 

Planet Iscandar

 

Part of the Southern Coast of the Great Continent

 

Sunday June 7, 2207: 1520 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

At last, after a walk a few kilometers northward up the beach, Derek, Nova, Deke and Sasha finally reached Queen Starsha’s small beach villa near the sacred beach.

 

This is her place? Deke thought as he flexed his toes in the powdery sand near the crystalline house. He, like all of the others, had changed into swimwear for the walk up the beach.

 

Starsha’s beach house was mostly long, low, and shiny, having only a small crystalline tower at one end with a diamond-like formation at the top.

 

Alex Wildstar came out to greet them. He looked casual enough; to Deke’s shock, he was wearing a black surfers’ wetsuit trimmed in red that left his arms and legs bare. He quickly hugged his sister-in-law Nova in greeting. She now wore a pink bikini and a necklace made of small shells. Sasha, in her blue bikini again, got a hug and a decorous kiss from her father.

 

“How’s my Princess?” he said as he hugged Sasha.

 

“Woozy,” she said with a wan laugh. “Deke and I did something stupid. It was my dumb idea and I got a lot of people in trouble for it.”

 

“Your mother wants to talk to you about that,” said Alex in a low voice. “But, she wants to meet Deke at last, and she’s actually far more upset at your sister Astra right now.”

 

“Why?” said Sasha.

 

“On a whim, your sister…well, we’ll discuss that inside, Princess. Hey, stupid,” he said jovially as he laughed and gave his brother Derek a playful punch in the arm. “What kind of stupid shirts is Nova buying for you?”

 

“This is an old rugby shirt from Saint Anselm’s, Alex,” said Derek. “A little souvenir from the old days there. Some of my clothes from when I was eighteen still fit me, like these Academy shorts I have on. The only things I liked about that orphanage after our parents died were some of the theology classes and being on the rugby team.”

 

“What about the girls, Derek?” teased Nova as she held his hand and cuddled up to her husband’s shoulder while rubbing her toes over his in a very feline, cute gesture.

 

“No girls there, Nova,” said Derek. “All-boys orphanage.”

 

“Good. They saved you for Diane and then for me.”

 

Deke ran his hands through his hair, and suddenly realized he was going to be meeting Queen Starsha in a grungy t-shirt and flowered surf baggies. I must look like a dork, he thought.

 

“You’re my dork,” purred Sasha as she kissed him.

 

“But…?” said Deke.

 

“You are transmitting,” said Sasha.