ALTERNATE TALES OF THE STAR FORCE

STAR BLAZERS—THE PRINCESS AND THE SURFER

Being the seventh part of THE NEW COMET--- BY: Frederick P. Kopetz


This Act is being completed with the Cooperation and Assistance of Derek A.C. Wakefield (as usual)

Major Thanks to Tim Eldred and Michael C. Crump (aka “Max Damage”) for artwork contributed to this chapter.

And, thanks to Ami Meitsu from the “Third Bridge” Board on fanfiction.net for the comments on this tale so far.---Freddo

Note: This chapter contains some mature content…just wanted to warn you…


ACT SIX: FOR LOVE AND FOR HONOR…


 

I. OF SUN AND SURF…

 

Planet Iscandar

 

The Southern Coast of the Great Continent

 

North of New Fiji Island

 

Sunday May 31, 2207: 0820 Hours Local Planetary Time

 


 

Yet another morning came to Iscandar.

 

The surf rolled on on the sacred beach as Deke and Sasha lay in the wet sand, kissing, hugging, and cuddling in their swimwear as the ocean rolled over them.

 

They were so much in love that they didn’t care about getting wet again and again as the surf rolled over them.

 

“I want you again,” murmured Deke as he kissed Sasha.

 

“I would love to,” whispered Sasha as she kissed back. “Oh, I would so much love to…” she whispered as tears ran down her cheeks.

 

“Then why not?” said Deke.

 

“Today’s the thirty-first of your month of May,” said Sasha in a whisper. “I”ve told you, Deke…I have to go back now.”

 

Now?

 

“Or very soon, anyway,” said Sasha. “I have to be back on the Argo by 1100 Hours today. That is when my liberty runs out.”

 

“Oh,” said Deke as he kissed Sasha again, with a bit less ardor. “Yeah. I have to be back at the base tonight, anyhow. My exile endeth,” he sighed as he got up.

 

“We can be together a little while longer, Deke,” said Sasha. “We can…work at…breaking camp.”

 

“I wish we didn’t have to,” said Deke as he got his surfboard.

 

Sasha ran to hers and kissed Deke again. “You said you liked to see me surf,” she said. “Like to see me go in one more time?” she asked as she wiggled her toes and picked up her board.

 

“I guess so,” said Deke.

 

“Good,” said Sasha as she kissed Deke. “Then, I’ll give you a goodbye kiss.”

 

“I hope it’s more than a kiss, Mrs. Wakefield.”

 

“It will be,” said Sasha. “I have to take off this swimsuit after I surf,” she said mischeviously. “And so do you…” she said as she kissed him yet again.

 

Then, she ran into the surf with her board.

 


 

An hour or so later, Deke found himself waking up from a drowsy sleep on his blanket. Sasha had put him to bed after their surf…in a very sweet way…with no clothes on at all.

 

Now, to Deke’s disorientation and disappointment, she was gone. She had taken her things…as if in a rush. But, she had cleaned up much of their camp and taken her surfboard.

 

But, he found a note near the blanket. He unfolded the note and read:

 

Deekee:

 

I had to go now. You know that. I know that. But I know where your squadron is based. I think we will meet again soon. After all, we’re on the same planet now.

 

See you soon.

 

Love and Kisses---

 

Sasha…

 

“Damn circumstances,” muttered Deke as he held the note and cried softly. “You’re here, and the bastards take you from me again. I hope we can put an end to this crap…and soon. I want you by me every night…”

 

Shaking his head, and wondering if the past three days had been a hallucination, Deke began to pack up and break camp packing up his things, as he prepared to return to the squadron.

 

“Damned squadron,” he said to himself. “Damned planes. Damned war.”

 

At that, Deke forced himself to work.

 


 

As soon as Wakefield got back to his lonely BOQ room on New Fiji Island later that day around 1300, he found a note in his room, on the bunk.

 

Yet another note, he thought. And my seventy-two hours aren’t up yet. Oh, well, let’s see what’s going on…

 

Deke read the note; it read:

 

Senior Lieutenant Wakefield:

 

Report to my office at 1330, as soon as you get this. I am ending your exile early. You have a training assignment waiting for you. I will have the trainee waiting in my office.

 

Regards,

 

Priceman, Raymond, Commodore, Joint Base EDF Commanding Officer.

 

PS-Get your butt into my office in a full uniform-not looking like a God-damn surf bum.

 

“Okay,” said Deke to himself. He was still in a hula shirt, shorts, and sandals. And it was now 1318.  “I’ve got five minutes. Better get changed.”

 

At that, Wakefield began to strip and change.

 

He made sure he didn’t forget his sticks.

 


 

Five minutes passed as it was déjà vu all over again as Deke Wakefield sat in the outer office of Commodore Raymond Priceman, the base commander.

 

Again, the door opened, and Brew came out once again, saying, “Sticks! Boy, do they got a surprise waitin’ for you in that office!” he said with a big grin.

 

“I put you through three days worth of hell, and extra duty and crap, and you’re smiling?” said Deke.

 

Sheeeiit! I heard you’ve done Spindletop on me, boy!” he laughed. “Oil wells! Gushers! Son of a bitch! Son of a mother….”

 

“Toad, would you kindly cut out the editorial comments?” purred a familiar alto voice from the other side of the door.

 

The alto voice was female. Deke had heard that voice before, although not at any time in the past few weeks.

 

Damn! Wakefield thought. What is Nova doing here? And what does this have to do with me?

 

Wakefield,” barked Priceman from the other side of the door. “Get your butt in here and report! Then close that door!”

 

“Aye, aye, sir!” said Wakefield as he came in, saluted before Priceman’s desk…

 

And, then, his jaw nearly dropped off.

 

As Deke pulled the door closed, he beheld two figures sitting before Priceman’s desk in chairs.

 

One was a rather pregnant woman in a black and gold male-pattern Star Force top, gold skirt, and white sandals. Her hair was a lighter honey-gold than he had seen it in some time, but Nova Wildstar was rather hard to miss.

 

The other woman had long blonde hair, and was in a blue and white female Midshipman’s uniform, and dark blue boots. She looked freshly groomed, and wore a smile as if she was the cat that had just caught a canary.

 

“Mister Wakefield,” said Priceman in a dry voice. “Re-fasten that jaw, and try not to make that…tent…in your trousers so obvious as you sit down.”

 

“Yessir,” said Deke as he swallowed and sat down in the third chair between Nova and his wife.

 

Then, Nova said, “Deke, this is Sasha. She is … someone you know very well already, Deke, shall we say. As you know, she came to Iscandar with us. Your job now is to help train her...”

 

“To train her?” said Deke. He was still flabbergasted as Sasha sat smiling at him.

 

“Yes,” said Nova. “Sasha is being trained in Radar, Survey, Analysis, and Navigation ops.”

 

“I’m here on Iscandar because I had a horrible time on Earth, Deke,” said Sasha. “You know some of the story. I told you when we were camping out. Now you’ll hear the rest.”

 

“Sasha, I know you told me some of this already back on the beach when we were together…,” replied Deke.

 

“You two were together already?” said Priceman.

 

“Yes, for three days, sir,” said Sasha. “Is that such a sin, sir, given I am a Princess? And given I am married to him?”

 

This made Deke’s head spin. “Sasha, I thought your identity was supposed to be a secret…”

 

“It came out back on Earth,” said Sasha. “So did our marriage. Remember? I told you some of that. Damned press.”

 

“How’d it happen?” asked Deke as he gritted his teeth, held Sasha’s hand, and got a look in his eye that scared Priceman a little bit.

 

Nova than interjected, “Some creeps stole her private medical records from the Academy and published them right after she was in battle with us on the day the Nagato was launched.”

 

“Is that why they took you out of the Space Fighters’ Training School?” said Deke to Sasha.

 

“Yes,” she sighed. “Well, that’s part of it. The rest was after what happened to…”

 

Nova then added, “Well, after she fought in battle successfully on Earth briefly on the space battleship Nagato, and after that business happened at the Academy and her identity was publicized world-wide…”

 

“It was decided that it was a security threat for me to be on Earth then with my identity exposed. There were riots because of who I was, and trouble with the Iscandarian Government, because Mother and Astra protested,” said Sasha.

 

“Cripes,” said Deke.

 

“Then, adding to it, was the fact that the Cometines and R’Khells tried to kill my father on the New Orient Express in Manchuria when they attacked us,” said Sasha. “I told you about some of that when we were together, Deke.”

 

“And that’s when a clone of Yvona Josiah saved our lives,” added Nova.

 

“This is weird,” said Deke.

 

“Yes, it is,” laughed Sasha nervously. “Then, Nova?”

 

“Yes,” added Nova, after she bit her lower lip for a minute. “Because of…all of this, and Alex’s injuries that necessitated his return to Iscandar, it was decided to graduate Sasha early and make her an Ensign Apprentice. Which was a good thing, because she has learned very quickly and has gotten her space legs in a hurry. She was in several battles with us on the Argo on the way here, and she did well. Mister Kitano and I have just finished training her in everything we could teach her on board ship. She has quite a learning curve, and she’s mastered weeks…months…worth of training in a few days, because of her…unique heritage. But, as much as I’d like to…my physical condition keeps me from getting into a fighter plane right now, shall we say?” said Nova as she patted her stomach. “I still have my pilot’s license, but I can’t safely fly anything but a medical boat or a Cosmo Hound until after I become a mother and heal up a bit. That’s where you come in, Deke. Derek and I picked you to take Sasha out for several runs in your Tiger to train her in recon ops and combat ops in that second place. She already trusts you, and you have…quite a rapport, shall we say?” Nova smiled at that.

 

“So?” said Deke.

 

“You’ve been picked, Wakefield, as her training officer, because of your outstanding record, to date, of course, excluding that business with our Gamilon friends.” said Priceman. “Nova has selected you. Do you accept?”

 

“Yessir,” said Deke as he looked at Sasha. “I…I..accept…”

 

Sasha’s eyes lit up at that.

 

“Good,” said Priceman. “Mrs. Wildstar. Mrs. Wakefield. Both of you are dismissed. You can go.”

 

“Yessir,” said Nova and Sasha together as they saluted. Then, they left.

 

Priceman then looked at Wakefield. “As I said before, Mister, better break down that damned pup tent in your trousers. Between you and I, can you keep this professional?”

 

“Sir?”

 

“PRP,” he sighed. “Personal Relationship Protocol. Oh, I know she’s your wife and all that crap, but I don’t want to find you two buck naked in some cockpit screwing around on my tarmac, Mister. Are we clear on that?”

 

Deke then turned a dozen shades of red and said, “Yessir. I’ll take a cold shower ASAP…”

 

“Good man,” said Priceman. “Dismissed.”

 

Deke saluted and left.

 


 

Upon leaving the HQ building, Deke found Sasha waiting for him. She stood to attention and popped him a sharp salute.

 

After returning it, he asked, "I didn't dream all that on the beach the other night, did I?"

 

In reply, Sasha shook her head and with a coy smile she said, "Oh, it was a dream, Deke, but it was very real."

 

Deke smiled, and replied, "That's what I was afraid you were going to say. You know…there is such a thing as PRP. On the job, we have to be professional. As professional as possible. No hugging, kissing, touching, going “Deekee” on the job…”

 

“But we’ll be all alone in that cockpit,” said Sasha as, nearby, Nova stood tapping her foot against the sandy soil and rolling up her eyes a little. 

 

“Playing those sort of games in a plane can get us killed in a big hurry,” said Deke. “Are we clear on that?”

 

“Yessir,” said Sasha in a depressed tone of voice. “I guess I won’t be seeing much of you…off the job…”

 

“I’m getting that changed,” said Nova as she turned to them. “It will take several days, but I am getting your quarters situation changed so you can at least room together somewhere and have some privacy for your off-duty time in the evenings. Unless we are on alert, that is…”

 

“Several days?” said Sasha. “That’s a long wait…”

 

“Sorry,” said Nova. “The paperwork for your PRP waiver is taking a while, and, besides, I have to find you two suitable quarters somewhere near the base for you to set up housekeeping. It will be fixed in a few days. You’ll see! I know darn well you two are married. Between you and I, I wouldn’t want to be away from Derek for long, either. And, given what has happened, you no longer have to keep your marriage secret, either….here, or on Earth.””

 

Wakefield smiled slightly at that. “Thanks.”

 

“Don’t thank me,” said Nova. “I wasn’t behind our almost getting killed back on Earth. They hurt Derek, they tried to kill Sasha, they tried to kill me and our unborn children, and they came that close to killing Alex. If I ever see that rotten Princess Invidia again, she is going to have a lot to answer for! Finally…Queen Starsha will be seeing both of you sometime in the next week. Your father’s health is slowly improving, Sasha, and your mother wants to talk to you both.”

 

“Thank you, Auntie,” said Sasha.

 

“I’ll be going now,” said Nova. “Good luck.”

 

“Thanks,” said Deke.

 


 

II. MORE FUN FOR INVIDIA…

 

The Eritz Gatlantis

 

The Grand Throne Room of Invidia’s Palace

 

The Edge of the Great Magellenic Cloud

 

Tuesday June 2, 2207: 0820 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

“How many days,” snapped Invidia, “Until Zed-Day?”

 

“On the Fifth of Kaled, we told Desslok that he and Iscandar had fifty-five days left,” said General Dyre. “Now, twenty-one days have passed us. So, we now have thirty-four days left until we must fulfill our promise and strike. Our forces are drawing into position now,” said Dyre.

 

He made the screen built into the floor change as he said, “I have personally sent General Turpis to lead the advance strike and reconnaissance operations near the Sanzar System. He has a fleet of sixty ships at his disposal…and we keep him lurking in the Rosadia Gulf. Even the Gamilons can’t keep watch on that damned nebula well.”

 

“We are drawing our forces thin,” said Gorse.

 

“Regardless, we must do so,” said Invidia. “The backup of the softening-up operation is being led by General Athlon, with a battle fleet of fifty ships, mostly space battleships and cruisers. He also has anti-matter missile ships, enough to destroy either Gamilon or Iscandar if we have to,” added Invidia with a sick smile.

 

“Would we destroy them?” said Dyre.

 

“I’d prefer not to destroy Iscandar,” said Invidia. “If we had to destroy Gamilon, it would not be so bad,” she said with a sick grin. “And watch Desslok’s face if we blew his sacred homeworld to bits! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!!”

 

“That’s only a hundred and ten ships,” said Gorse. “That is not even enough to engage Desslok’s Combined Starfleet, let alone the Earth Forces, especially if the cursed Star Force meddles in the operation..”

 

“That is where our Black Nebulan friends come back into play,” said Invidia. “Now, on the way from the Black Fox Nebula are three battle fleets,” she said as she nodded to Dyre.

 

“Attack Fleet Number One is led by Baron Derdan,” said Dyre. “It consists of two hundred destroyers, eighty cruisers, and twenty first-class space battleships, as well as at least ten carriers and many landing ships. Baron Derdan’s job will be to serve as the first vanguard of the main attack with his three hundred and fifty vessels. We are anticipating that we can take care of most of the Gamilon Fleet with these ships. Derdan’s job is to reduce Desslok’s fleets back to the ragtag collection of ships he once had.”

 

Invidia smiled and nodded at that.

 

“Attack Fleet Number Two is led by Baron Meldazz,” said Dyre. “It consists of ten first-class space battleships, thirty destroyers, five more carriers, and an invasion fleet of a hundred landing ships and troops. And, last but not least, there are two Gorba Floating Fortresses. One will be commanded by Admiral Dega, one of the fiercest fighters of the Black Nebulans’ forces, and the other will be commanded by Meldazz himself. We have commissioned them to destroy the Iscandarian Fleet and the bulk of the Earth forces, and to draw the Argo herself into a trap.”

 

“So what do we have planned for the Star Force and Desslok?”

 

“Destruction and disgrace, respectively,” said Dyre. “The Third and final Attack Fleet from the Black Nebulan forces will be led by two ruthless commanders. The main Battle Fleet will be led by Lady Sarda. It will consist of twenty first-class space battleships, eighty destroyers, and ten Beta-Cannon equipped space battleships. The Beta-Cannon ships are to engage the Argo and are to either destroy her, or help Meldazz trap her for the final trap we have set up.”

 

“Which is?”

 

Dyre smiled as he nodded. “A Task Force of Seven Gorba Floating Fortresses. Six are the usual type, one is a new Siege Fortress. The Siege Fortress is designed to attack Mother Town and to attack Gamilstadt. It will also be the ship that we anticipate will destroy the Argo and that will cripple Desslok’s new flagship so he can be captured. The commander of the Siege Floating Fortress is Lord Skaldart himself. All told, seven hundred and twenty-four ships are committed to the great assault.”

 

“What about the Territorial Fleet and the R’Khells?” snapped Invidia.

 

“We are holding them in reserve, Princess,” said Dyre. “For the attack upon Earth that will follow, hopefully, with you commanding our forces either from the New Comet or from Queen Starsha’s throne room after she is dead.”

 

“What about Starsha, Aliscea, and Astrena?” snapped Gorse.

 

“HE says they will be dealt with,” said Invidia. “Trust him. In fact, he has reinvigorated us. And where is Radnar hiding?” sneered Invidia.

 

“We do not know,” admitted Dyre. “But Skaldart has sworn to me that he will deal with him…if he has to.”

 

The room filled with hubbub as Invidia smiled. “Yes. I like that, Dyre. Thank you for your efforts. And when do we bring the Comet into the Sanzar System?”

 

“Only when Skaldart has Desslok in chains,” sneered Dyre.

 

Invidia laughed a long, hearty laugh at that. She liked this.

 

She liked it a great deal….

 


 

III. FLYING FRUSTRATION TOUR ONE

 

The  Vicinity of Planet Iscandar

 

Deke Wakefield’s Cosmo Tiger II (Diamond Girl)

 

Thursday June 4, 2207: 1130 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

“Targets spotted,” said Sasha in efficient tones from the aft place of Diamond Girl, Deke Wakefield’s command plane. “Two bogies, range, twenty megameters, speed, eighteen space knots and accelerating. Identified as two recon-type Scorpion boats.”

 

“Good spot,” said Deke from the pilot’s seat of his plane. “First squadron, we’re going in after those Cometine recon boats. Brew, keep watch behind me over the planet for any others.”

 

“Roger that,” said Brew from his plane as the Trojans split formation into two squadrons.

 

Deke nodded through his canopy at Ivan and at Stripes. Both junior officers nodded back, and, not far away, Bangs also gave a nod as she ordered her flight to follow Wakefield in.

 

“Where’s those enemy birds, Sasha?” asked Deke.

 

“We’re still holding course; looks like they’re scanning the base like mad.”

 

“They won’t be scanning much longer, the green sons-of-bitches,” said Deke with a grim smile. “Okay, Sasha, in we go!

 

Attack!” barked Deke over his lip mike.

 

A moment later, his Tigers blasted in. Sasha smiled a little in spite of her fear. She liked it when Deke flew nice and fast.

 

A moment later, Sasha snapped, “Incoming!” as the enemy recon boats changed course quickly and began to let loose with their upper disc turrets.

 

Not far away, Ensign Tomaselli, another one of Bangs’ men, wasn’t fast enough, so he was the first to get caught by the enemy fire. His Tiger blew up not far away while Sasha shivered, and then felt a sudden rage as she said, “Sir, we’re in range for missiles!”

 

“Locking on,” muttered Deke as he switched to missiles. “All right, you killers, take that!

 

Deke fired, and two missiles roared out into space and right into the underbelly of the Cometine Recon Scorpion. “Scratch one boat!” he snapped with a laugh.

 

“Deke!” cried Sasha.

 

“What?”

 

“One o’ clock, RIGHT ABOVE US!” she cried.

 

Deke swiveled his head and spotted another recon boat, followed by two regular Scorpion boats roaring in over their heads. One of the regular attack boats fired at the Diamond Girl, and if Deke’s reflexes hadn’t been quicker, he, Sasha, and the Marine private in the aft turret would all have been dead. As it is, Deke dodged, in just enough time for Private Martin to lock on and begin pumping away with his guns.

 

The Scorpion was scared away…but for just a moment. He blasted back in, took aim, and he blew away Stripes.

 

“NO!” cried Sasha.

 

“Sasha, this isn’t the end of this game yet,” snapped Deke angrily as he thought of how nice Patricia “Stripes” Dodd had been. “Where are they?”

 

“One o’clock, six o’ clock…”

 

“I’m going to do something about this!” snapped Deke as he swung about and blasted at one of the Scorpion fighters. He succeeded; it was blown to bits.

 

From above him, Brew and his wingmen roared in, and they jumped the other Scorpions.

 

“Not bad,” muttered Deke. “Sasha, where’s that other recon ship?”

 

“Almost a megameter away now,” she said. “Make that two…make that three…four…five! He’s disappearing into Gamilon’s shadow!”

 

“Request permission to pursue!” said Brew.

 

“Negative. He’s in Gamilon’s defense zone now. Have fun with the Gamilons, green guys…” muttered Deke as he watched a few lights appearing on Gamilon’s night side. “Sasha?”

 

At that, Sasha smiled. Sasha then said, “He’s having some fun with the Gamilons, all right…they’ll make sure he doesn’t get back to his ship.”

 

“What happened to Stripes?” snapped Ivan as he took formation beside Deke.

 

“Dead,” said Deke.

 

“Damn,” said Ivan as he bit his lip. “That stinks!”

 

“Tell me about it,” said Deke.

 

“Yeah,” said Sasha as she opened her faceplate for a moment. She wiped her eyes and asked Deke, “How much longer are we out here?”

 

“Until 1200,” said Deke.

 

“Good,” said Sasha. “I can’t wait to land today.”

 

“Like the training?” said Deke.

 

“That wasn’t training,” said Sasha. “That was fighting.” Sasha made a fist. “They make me so mad.”

 

“You’re not alone, Sasha,” said Deke. “Sasha, you’re not alone…”

 


In the meantime, on the Argo, Dawn Hardy had received a compliment from Lieutenant Maxine Jenkins, another nurse she had been working with.

 

Several days’ worth of work and walking about in the sun on Iscandar had lightened Dawn’s brownish/dishwater blond hair to a somewhat lighter dark gold shade. Dawn’s blond bangs were now a very light golden blonde, lighter than they had been before.

 

“I like your hair,” said Maxine as they worked together in Sickbay. “But, Dawn, the bangs are so light…”

 

“They’ve always been like that,” said Dawn.

 

“Well, you could either darken the bangs to match the rest of your hair,” said Jenkins as she tapped her sandaled foot (she, like Dawn, was now wearing sandals and the lighter summer-issue nurse’s minidress with bare shoulders that had been broken out for the Iscandarian climate). “Or, you could lighten the hair to match the bangs.”

 

“I’d either need to wash and rinse it like crazy the ancient way, or get a Cosmo Chick lightening Comb,” said Dawn. “And I don’t have enough money for a Cosmo Chick Comb, either…”

 

“I’ve got one here,” said Jenkins. “A Number Five. Try it for a few days, and see what Jeff thinks of you. You’ve been saying you want to be different…”

 

“Hmmm,” thought Dawn. “It is different, but, why not? I’ll try it.”

 

“It’s yours…for now,” said Jenkins as she handed Dawn the small comb.

 

“Thanks,” said Dawn. “I’ll see how it looks.”

 


 

IV. YET ANOTHER ATTACK

 

The  Vicinity of Planet Iscandar

 

Deke Wakefield’s Cosmo Tiger II (Diamond Girl)

 

Friday June 5, 2207: 1458 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

A bit more than a day later, Deke was in battle again.

 

This battle was really ticking him off; the Cometines had brought in about twenty Scorpion boats and about twenty Paranoia fighters, and they were actually attacking a part of New Fiji Island; namely, the town near the base.


The part that ticked Deke off as he went into battle with four other squadrons on short notice (without Sasha) was that the enemy was actually going after civilian houses on the island in bombing raids. Many families had already been killed and split up by the time Wakefield got his plane off the runway.

 

Fortunately, the groups had reinforcements. The Argo had taken off to sortie to attack the nearby enemy carrier fleet, so the Black Tigers had joined them in battle, led by Commodore Wildstar himself in his Super Star. However, Deke noticed that Wildstar was a little hard to make out over the sheer babble of communications and adrenline rush of the pitched air battle. He knew Hartcliffe was one squadron leader from the Argo…he could not make out who the other squadron leader was.

 

Not far away, Deke heard communications from a Gamilon fighter squadron made up of their green fighters. “Wakefield,” said the Gamilon commander. “There’s a concentration of enemy planes at TX-200. See if you can attack those, would you? It would strip these accursed boats of their fighter cover.”

 

“Thanks, Hafler,” said Wakefield. Deke had flown about two missions with Hafler’s squadron at his side, and even though he didn’t like the Gamilon, he was at least impressed by his efficiency and professionalism. “On our way.”

 

“Good. I’ve got your back,” said Hafler in his usual cold, grating voice.

 

“Thanks,” said Deke as the two squadrons separated, with the Trojans going after the Paranoia planes while Hafler’s 205th Group attacked a knot of Scorpions who were roaring down towards New Fiji Island.

 

A moment later, Wakefield heard Wildstar in his headset. “Wakefield! What are you up to?”

 

“We’re screwing around with a knot of Paranoia birds, sir,” said Deke as he lined up on a Paranoia and shot it from the sky of Iscandar. “The Gamilons gave us a tip.”

 

“See if you can assist Hartcliffe’s second squadron of Black Tigers when you have a chance. He’s in a hairball with more of them. I’ve taken over personal command of my first squadron; the squadron leader had to pull out-his plane’s taken damage.”

 

“Who’s the squadron leader, Wildstar?” asked Deke as he pulled up and around, lining up on another Paranoia.

 

“Not important right now. Get here when you can,” snapped Wildstar.

 

“Roger,” said Deke.

 

Deke flew into battle, shooting at Paranoias as fast as he could.

 

But, one of them got an indirect hit against Diamond Girl’s wing. The Tiger began to spin.

 

“Dekesticks!” yelled Brew as Deke began to spin.

 

“Thrusters are FUBARED,” grunted Deke. “Trying to get control of it!”

 

“Punch out!” yelled Brew. “Man, don’t leave Sasha a widow!”

 

“To hell with you!” said Deke as he noticed his bird was burning. “I’m putting her down and walking away from this!”

 

“STICKS!” yelled Brew.

 

Deke struggled to keep control as his Tiger roared down and out of the battle. Soon, he was back over the runway. “Declarin’ an emergency!” he yelled to the controller. “Guide me in!”

 

“You’re clear for one-niner north,” barked the controller. “Wakefield, give up control and put her on the beam! Let our computer fly it in! It’s damaged!”

 

“Like hell I’m giving up control of my ship to a Tinwit!” yelled Deke. “Any landing you can walk away from…”

 

Wakefield!” snapped the controller.

 

Deke came in, smoking hard, the control surfaces barely responding to his stick and rudder pedals as he forced his damaged plane down hard on the runway, a tire coming off with sparks going down the runway under the damaged gear as the plane waggled down the runway as if Deke was flying drunk. But the bird kept fairly close to the center line as it slowed down with a grinding screech as the fire and crash crew trucks roared up to it near the taxiway that Deke manhandled her onto, clearing the runway for another casualty he knew was coming in behind him.

 

As Deke slammed the brakes one more time, the damaged gear let go altogether and the Tiger lurched hard onto one wing, with a wingtip hitting the grass as the plane slammed around and Deke’s helmeted head quickly made friends with part of his canopy, crashing hard into it. But the helmet protected him, doing its job.

 

As the crash trucks stopped and the crews began soaking Diamond Girl with foam to put out the fires, Deke somehow crawled out of her and staggered down the rungs to the ground. On the rungs, he took off his helmet, looked at it, and threw it dejectedly into his cockpit.

 

Feeling like CRAP, Deke climbed down the last two rungs…

 

Then…as Deke was climbing off the last access rung, Diamond Girl lurched again on its damaged landing gear, which caused the fuselage of the plane to smack him hard in the side of his head.

 

Deke fell off his smoking plane, and his head contacted the grass hard, making him see stars. Cursing, he struggled to his feet.

 

“Any landin’ you can walk away from…” he muttered as, in a very weird, sleepy, half-conscious fashion, he staggered towards the arms of someone who jumped off the crash truck and ran to him in the grass who he was convinced was Sasha as his head really began to hurt.

 

“Hi, Saaaasssshhhhaaa,” he said as he smiled and fell right into the waiting arms.

 

He smiled as he passed out, not knowing that the person who had just jumped off the crash truck and whose arms he had passed out into was female, but was defintely not Sasha.

 

Nova Wildstar stood in her bare-shouldered summer Medical minidress and sandals, fresh from a small emergency medical unit helping survivors in the town. She held Deke up as she yelled “Medics! This man has a concussion! He has a lump on his head the size of a baby’s fist! I need backup! NOW!”

 

And, at that, backup came…

 

Deke didn’t know anything for quite a long while.

 

But he was dreaming.

 

It was about Sasha.

 

For him, at least, that was pleasant as he slept, not knowing that Diamond Girl would be saved…along with him…

 


 

That night, Jeff Hardy came into the cabin he shared with Dawn to find her combing her hair and whistling.

 

“What’s with the hair?” he said.

 

“Cosmo Chick Number Five,” said Dawn as she shook her head and looked at herself in the mirror. “I’m going to try this to see if blondes really have more fun.”

 

Hardy looked at her as she combed and combed. The laser effect from the comb, with its little Matsumoto Dial at the end, was quickly turning her hair an allover lighter shade of gold. “People might have a hard time tellin’ yuh apart from Nova if ya keep that up.”

 

“Mine’s lighter than hers already,” said Dawn as she sat there in her nightie using the comb. She also held up an old picture of herself. “Different, huh?”

 

Jeff looked at her. “Hard to say if ah like the old Dawn or the new Dawn,” said Hardy with a smile. “Why’re ya doin’ that again?”

 

“The sun here was beginning to bleach it anyway,” said Dawn. “Also, who knows? If I ever run into an old flame, maybe he won’t recognize me. Then I can have a little joke.”

 

“Which old flame?” said Hardy.

 

“You know who I mean,” sang Dawn as she went on with her experiment.

 


 

V, DEKE’S VERSION OF “THE LUCK OF THE IRISH”

 

Iscandar

 

Space Battleship Argo

 

Sickbay

 

Saturday June 6, 2207: 1113 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

Nova and Dawn had just gotten back to the Argo after a morning’s worth of work at the outdoor clinic on New Fiji Island where the children were being treated after the attack, and Nova was missing the warm sun on her bare legs and arms as she washed up in Sickbay.

 

“You’re saying we have to do what with Wakefield?” said Dawn in a shocked voice while Nova paused to wash a bit of stubborn beach sand off one of her bare ankles near the charm anklet she was wearing that said “Nova and Derek ‘01”. That anklet had been a gift from Derek, and Nova was glad that she didn’t lose it. She also remembered the night last year when Derek had given her the anklet; it turned out to be all that she had worn to bed that night…and it had been so nice…mmmm… She took off a pin with a cartoon cat on it she had been wearing to cheer up the children.

 

Nova smiled, coming out of her naughty little reverie, as she said, “We have to give Lieutenant Wakefield a bath, Dawn. After we finish reviewing these scans, that is. Deke is sort of undressed right now. Doctor Sane and Lieutenant Jenkins had to give him a scan all over for broken bones and internal injuries while we were on the island.”

 

“A bath?” said Dawn.

 

“And a shave, too,” said Nova as she began to gather up the necessary items after popping out the wireless computer keyboard, whch she used to take new hyperultrasound imaging MAT scans of Deke’s head. Then, she took a new EEG pattern and then looked at the results and Deke’s charts on the computer screen above his bed, nodding, and looking at the printout of the earlier scans and signing off below Doctor Sane’s initials. LUMP HAS GONE DOWN. NO SIGNS INTRACRANIAL BLEEDING, PT STILL in TWILIGHT STATE of  UNCONSCIOUS, BRAIN WAVE PATTERNS CONSISTENT WITH COND., ADVISE KEEPING PT ON GUARDED CONDITION, 1120 HRS, NW, LtC, RN, Nova wrote in mostly capitals in her pretty, girlish script. “He hasn’t been fully conscious for like…twenty hours. Luckily, the only injury he is presenting is a minor concussion with mental confusion. It’s not like he can do that sort of thing himself right now. That’s also when I like to change a patient’s sheets…bathtime.”

 

“I don’t like this, ma’am,” snapped Dawn.

 

“Why not?” said Nova. “He’s your ex. So what? Water under the bridge, right? You said you’re changing your life, right? Isn’t that why you’re making your hair look funny?”

 

“No. If you divorced Wildstar, would you want to give him a bath? And my hair does not look funny, ma’am. I kind of like it,” said Dawn as she ran her hands through her new golden locks.

 

“Beside the point,” said Nova as she slammed shut the chart and tossed it into a receptacle near Deke’s bed after putting it into a round transport carrier after rolling it up.  A tap of a switch with her sandaled foot sent the chart through a vacuum tube carrier system back to Sane’s office with a quick whoosh. “Dawn. You took a variant of the Hippocratic Oath when you were pinned as a nurse. Remember? “I will help to the best of my ability, and I will do no harm to a patient under my care…prejudice against a person in need of my care… shall not be part of my ethic…””

 

“You’ve got that memorized, ma’am,” sighed Dawn.

 

“They made us memorize it when I went to nursing school,” snapped Nova. “I’m not sure about you.”

 

“I..”

 

Nova looked at Dawn hard. “Dawn. This is an order. Help me treat Mister Wakefield, or go in to see Doctor Sane and resign your World Health Organization commission.”

 

At that, Dawn almost wanted to cry. Her idol, the person she had admired throughout nursing school, telling her she had bad ethics? But she knew she was right. She felt even worse knowing her idol had suddenly lost a great deal of respect for her. Is she saying I’m a bad nurse? Dawn thought. Maybe she’s right.

 

“Damn, ma’am, you are taking this very…”

 

“What is it?” said Nova. “Are you helping me or resigning?”

“I’m…I’m nervous about this,” said Dawn as Nova saw her toes curling in her sandals…almost with…revulsion?

 

“C’mon, Dawn, “ giggled Nova. “It’s a simple job; I’ve seen you do it several times. Heck, when I was in the hospital, you gave me two baths in bed,” said Nova.

 

“Yes, but you’re not my ex,” said Dawn as she blushed. “And you don’t have…uh…”

 

“What?” said Nova.

 

“Part of you still doesn’t care…I…I don’t know how to face it, ma’am. Can I just run from here? Go clean bedpans?”

 

“Ohh…that’s it?” teased Nova. “No, Dawn, we don’t have to give him a Saturday Night Special!”

 

“A what?”

 

“A little violation of medical ethics,” said Nova as she blushed. “I reserve those for Derek when no one is around,” she said with a giggle as Dawn saw Nova’s toes curling in her sandals…and it didn’t seem to be with revulsion, either.