ALTERNATE TALES OF THE STAR FORCE

STAR BLAZERS—ENDGAME

Being the ninth part of THE NEW COMET--- BY: Frederick P. Kopetz


This Act is being completed with the Cooperation and Assistance of Derek A.C. Wakefield (as usual)

Thanks to Gail Kopetz (Fluffy! My Wife!) and Eva Giordano and Ami Meitsu for helping to inspire me….

Note: This chapter contains some mature content…just wanted to warn you…


ACT ONE: THE DEADLY RECON MISSION


 

I. TAKING STOCK…

 

Space Battleship Argo

 

Near the Sapphira System

 

Thursday, July 23, 2207: 1422 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

On the Argo, the search for the Eritz Gatlantis and Invidia’s battle fleet continued for sixteen more days as they continued to hunt Desslok in order to try to rescue him.

 

The Star Force had found lead after lead, only to have it lead to a blind alley or to have their lead go to naught as Invidia warped away yet again.

 

They were now near a far edge of the Great Magellenic Cloud, fifty thousand lightyears away from the Sanzar System near the Sapphira System. This system, claimed by Gamilon, was an old outpost, and a frontier system in barely colonized territory.

 

Their latest lead had taken them there.

 

However, at the moment, Derek Wildstar wasn’t all that focused on their search.

 

He was more interested in the young woman lying naked on an examining table in Sickbay. It was Nova. She was clutching his hand and crying a little as Doctor Sane finished a pelvic exam on her. She wore nothing but her wedding band and a few foam transmission sensors on her chest that were being used to monitor her heartbeat.

 

“How is it?” she said as she finally got to close her legs.

 

Normal,” said Sane. “You’re right where you should be at seven and three quarters’ months along.”

 

“My back’s been hurting more lately,” said the more heavily pregnant Nova as she rubbed her stomach.

 

“You’re fine,” said Sane as Derek kissed her. “Now let’s see how the children are doing,” said Sane as he smeared some lubricating jelly on her bare stomach. Nova giggled and shivered a little at the touch of the gel on her bare skin. Sane rubbed her down with a gloved pair of hands, pausing to drink some of his latest “Spring Water” concoction as he worked. He didn’t drop the bottle because he was a veteran drinker, Then, Sane turned on the scanner unit and began to run a hand scanner over Nova’s stomach.

 

“This ultra-scanner will give us the clearest look we have had at them yet,” said Sane as Nova sat up a little to look at the screen, fascinated by what she was seeing in her own womb, and innocently unconcerned about her own nakedness for the moment.

 

Sane ran the scanner over her as an image of a little girl appeared on the screen. It was Ariel, and the picture of her was so clear that her gender was obvious. “It looks like she’s on top of Alex,” said Doctor Sane. “It is my guess she’ll probably be born second….”

 

“She’s growing very fast,” said Derek.

 

“Ohhh….She’s going to have such a cute little nose,” said Nova as she looked at the screen.

 

“Excuse me,” said a voice from over the partition around the examining table. “Are Nova’s babies being scanned?”

 

“Yes, Diane,” said Nova. Derek then whispered in her ear, “Honey, I don’t want her here now…”

 

“It’s okay,” said Nova with a blush. “Diane, you can come in…”

 

Diane Henson arrived just as Stephen Sandor peeked around the partition. As soon as Nova saw him, she blushed in a ladylike fashion as she squeezed Derek’s hand, covering her breasts with one arm and putting up her right thigh so she would have some modesty, but Nova said, “Steve, I guess you can see, too…..the kids are up on the scope.”

 

Diane and Steve came in, looking at the screen just as Doctor Sane ran a printout of the color image. “Here’s a picture of Ariel for you. Nova, take a breath and move up a little and lower that leg just slightly while I capture Alex. He’s lower inside your stomach.”

 

Nova nodded, squeezing Derek’s hand as a view of their son came on the screen while she pushed up on her bare toes. Sandor laughed. “He looks just like you, Wildstar! What are you naming him?”

 

“Alex, after his uncle,” said Nova.

 

“Nova, Derek, I think Alex would be proud of him. He looks adorable…”

 

“Thanks,” said Derek as Nova relaxed a little, looking at the screen and letting her body become exposed as she looked on. “Look at his head!” laughed Nova.

 

“He’s gonna be a little fighter, I think,” said Diane. Her eyes misted a little as she thought, Derek, if I hadn’t been such a jerk years ago, that might have been our child. But, what’s done is done, I guess… Then she looked at Nova in her innocent nakedness and murmured, “You look so beautiful pregnant, ma’am…all full of life like that. How old are you, ma’am?”

 

“Twenty-nine,” Nova said.

 

“Ma’am, you look about seven years younger than that without any clothes on. My God, you still look like a kid!”

 

“Thank you,” said Nova with a smile. “I’m looking good for a blimp, I guess…you could probably screw in a light bulb where my belly button is now…look how big I’m getting!” she said with a laugh.

 

“You’re one tough little lady,” said Diane as she held her hand. “Pardon my mouth, ma’am, but you’ve been through more shit than any one of us on this ship and you’re still smelling like roses, kiddo.” Diane then touched Nova’s naked shoulder. “Is that where Invidia stabbed you with that knife?”

 

Nova nodded, not minding too much as Sandor also took a look at the small dimple above her collarbone. “You healed up well, Nova. I thought that was the second time we were going to lose you,” he said as he studied the remnants of Nova’s old wound. The little dimple actually looked sort of cute on her shoulder, and not at all disfiguring. Nova would proudly bare her shoulders in quite a few of her warm-weather outfits after the pregnancy, and they wouldn’t look bad at all. Derek then kissed Nova there on her shoulder as she blushed again, with sheer joy at how much she was loved by her husband and her friends. Right now, I miss Mark, she sighed. If Venture would have been here, he would have had a good laugh at my tummy and my boobs and the kids in me along with everyone else. But, he’s on his way back to Earth now. Where I wish Derek and I were headed…

 

Then, Doctor Sane moved the scannner, and everyone could see Ariel. “Awww,” said Diane. “Look at her! What’s her name going to be again?”

 

“Ariel,” said Nova.

 

“She looks like her mother,” said Sandor with a smile. “I’ll bet she’ll be a girl that all the guys will be lining up to date for lightyears…”

 

“I know,” said Derek as he held Nova and patted her tummy. Doctor Sane moved the probe again so they could see Alex and Ariel together.

 

Nova then made a little face. “Aaaaak!” she said as everyone laughed. On the screen, Alex was busy kicking. Nova looked down at herself, laughing as she saw her stomach jiggling. “Look, guys! He really wants out of there!”

 

Derek grinned a little and made a funny voice. “This is Alexander! Mommy, let me out of there! I want some of that food!”

 

“Oh, you!” said Nova as she playfully slapped her young husband. Both couples then shared a good, hearty laugh as Doctor Sane took some more scans before Derek began to wipe Nova down. Then, after everything was disconnected, Nova just began to get dressed again while they talked.

 

“We’ve had a lot of leads,” said Sandor. “Nothing concrete yet…”

 

“We found signals on this planet we’re approaching,” Nova said after she pulled on her underpants. “It’s called Demonranstra.”

 

“Demo-what?” said Diane.

 

“De-mon-ran-stra,” said Nova as she enunciated each sylabble while pulling her bra on. “It means “planet of the borderlands” in Gamilon, I think. Derek, I can’t get that..help me…?”

 

Derek kissed Nova’s back and helped her close her bra. “Sure,” he said while Nova reached for her skirt and slid into it. “We’re sending a team down to investigate those life signs we picked up after last next warp.”

 

“Who’s going down?” said Sandor.

 

“Deke Wakefield will be one of the two pilots flying the Cosmo Hound; the other will be Ensign Blaklee,” said Derek as he helped Nova pull her blouse on. Then, while Nova reached for her sandals, Derek added. “I’m sending Dawn Hardy down instead of you, Nova.”

 

“What?” Nova said. “Derek, I can handle an easy survey mission like that. We’re looking for just a few life signs, and they’ll be in and out!”

“I don’t want you leaving the ship unless it is absolutely necessary, Lieutenant Commander,” Derek said. “You can monitor the mission from the ship; you’re too valuable an asset to waste.”

 

“Yes, he’s got a good point,” Sandor added. “Take that as a compliment…we need your brains up here on the ship….”

 

“Even if my body is fat and nearly eight months pregnant? Thanks a lot,” laughed Nova as she finished buckling on her sandals. “I guess you’re not sending Sasha down there for the same reason?”

 

Commodore Wildstar nodded.

 

Nova then said, “Derek, Dawn and Deke get along like oil and water. Which means they don’t.”

 

“They’ll just have to live with each other for a few hours,” huffed Derek. “You don’t always get to choose your partner in the Fleet. It’s about time those two realized that.”

 

“Who else is going down with them?” asked Henson.

 

“Ensign Leyland from Living Group,” Nova said as she combed her hair. “Accompanied by Sergeant Sandoval and two Marine privates whose names escape me at the moment. A six-man team. They should be in and out in just a few hours. No big deal. Derek, permission to speak freely?”

 

“Granted,” said Commodore Wildstar.

 

“I wanted to supervise Leyland myself,” Nova said. “I need to do a performance write-up on the kid. I can still hike a bit. I just have to…take my time…”

 

“You can supervise him on a recon where we don’t expect any enemy forces around,” huffed Derek. “After that battle we had a few days ago, I’m not putting you in front of enemy fire again if we can help it. The decision stands, Nova. Dawn takes your place.”

 

“Yessir,” Nova said as she thought, Well, I’ve been going to the head a lot more lately, so…maybe this is better all around. I hope Dawn knows what she’s getting into…

 


 

II. RELUCTANT WARRIOR

 

Space Battleship Argo

 

The Fourth Planet of the Sapphira System

 

Thursday, July 23, 2207: 1601 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

The Argo had just made a space warp, and Ensign Dawn Hardy was not a happy woman.

 

“I’m going on a mission?” she snapped as she tapped her sandal-clad foot in her nurse’s minidress.

 

Nova nodded. “Mrs. Hardy, you’ve got my orders, and you’ve got the Captain’s orders. Now go get into a set of Medical Group away team clothes, and get your Astro-Automatic. Lieutenant Wakefield will be your commanding officer on the ground. You will take your orders from him.”

 

Wakefield?” snapped Dawn. “Will he be carrying that stupid gun he has named after me?”

 

“Probably,” said Nova. “Do you have something against that, Mrs. Hardy?” Nova said in a firm voice.

 

“Permission to speak freely?” said Dawn.

 

Nova rolled her eyes and nodded. “You have the deck.”

 

“Why aren’t you going, ma’am? You’re better at away missions than I am. You could do this survey stuff in your sleep, ma’am, along with all of your other talents. Face it, ma’am. You’re Wonder Woman!”

 

“Orders from the Skipper,” Nova said. “I wanted to go but I’m beached for this mission. A little something about my being pregnant.”

 

“No fair, ma’am,” said Dawn. “Just because you have a bun in the oven!”

 

“Number one, I have orders I have to follow, too!” Nova snapped. “Number two, you are tacky and close to being insubordinate, and number three, you are not in high school, you are in the military. We all have to take orders, Hardy! I have given you a direct order to go. Go and do it, and curse me all you want on the way down, but you will go and do it. Are we clear?”

 

“Aye, aye, ma’am,” said Dawn. She bowed her head. Nova was usually very nice but she could have a temper if you rubbed her the wrong way.

 

“Now that we know what we’re expected to do,” said Nova. “Make sure that you get back safely! Please make sure you have an extra power pack for your sidearm,” Nova suggested. “There’s a slot in your belt for ammo like that next to your waist.”

 

“Aye, aye,” said Dawn as she left.

 

Nova then looked at Doctor Sane. “So, what do you think, Doc?”

 

“That girl needs either a good drink or a swift kick in the butt. Maybe both,” said Doctor Sane as he opened his bottle and drank.

 

“Doctor, if I wasn’t expecting, I’d ask you to pour me a double right now,” Nova sighed. “Having a buzz would be a vast improvement over my current state of mind, which is grey like a cloudy day and rotten.”

 

Doctor Sane patted Nova on the back. “Nova, if we survive this war, after you wean those twins, do you think you can get the Skipper’s permission to hit every sake shop in Shinjuku with me some night before you start medical school? I’ll carry you home if you get too giddy and giggly like you do when you’ve had too much.”

 

Nova smiled. “If Derek won’t mind sitting the kids, consider it a date, Doctor. I’ll throw on my best kimono.”

 

Sane had a good laugh. “That’s what I like about you! You’re a great kid!”

 

Nova smiled as Doctor Sane took a big swig.

 


 

III. DEPARTING

 

Space Battleship Argo

 

Planet Demonranstra

 

Thursday, July 23, 2207: 1625 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

“We’re what?” said Deke as Dawn looked at him.

 

“Because of Lieutenant Commander Wildstar’s condition, I have been ordered to go on the mission down there to that planet in her place,” Dawn said after she had changed into a white jumpsuit and boots. “That means, we have to work together. Sasha, stop looking at me like that.”

 

“What?” said Sasha as she suddenly felt very protective about Deke and hugged him hard. “You stuck down there with him?”

 

“For just a few hours,” said Dawn. “No, I am not about to take your husband and go off and have some romantic tryst with him. That is stupid. Like you!”

 

“I am not stupid, Hardy!” snapped Sasha.

 

“Yeah, like I’d want to have a tryst with you,” snorted Wakefield.

 

“Sir, what we had was old news and way in the past,” said Dawn. “I like Jeff a hell of a lot better than I like you and your totally brainless bimbo wife! Her and her half-bimbo, half nutty aunt.”

 

“Dawn, shove that comment up your BUTT!” snapped Sasha.

 

“I knew we were old news, but do you have to be so snotty about it?” said Deke. “Damnit, you’re acting like this is high school, Dawn! My wife happens to be very nice and Nova happens to be a respected comrade of ours who was saving the planet when you were playing around in high school and going sis-boom-bah!!

 

“Yeah, and what did you two do in high school?” snapped Sasha.

 

“You keep out of this, Goldenrod!” snapped Dawn.


“I beg your pardon!” huffed Sasha.

 

“I’m not talking to you any more today. I don’t need my blood pressure up,” said Dawn. Dawn then looked at Deke and his arsenal; he had his Astro-Automatic and his old Shetland weapon. “DJ strikes again, huh?”

 

“Old good-luck charm, Dawn. You know that. If we get shot at it might save our lives.”

 

“Don’t go saving me; I’ve got a weapon,” growled Dawn. “Mrs. Wonder Woman is making me carry…”

 

Then, one of the Living Group Ensigns with the group snapped, “TEN HUT!”

 

They snapped to as Nova showed up, followed by Derek. Derek was grinning a little as Nova asked, “Ladies and gentlemen, are we playing nice?”

 

“Yes, ma’am!” snapped the group.

 

“Sir,” said Nova as Derek took the deck.

 

“Now, people,” he said. “We need you to cooperate. Communications picked up coded signals, and, subsequently, Nova and the Second Bridge Crew spotted life signs around a hill that sonar scan states is filled with limestone caves. We tried to decode the signals from the ship, but we can’t figure out what is down there. Hence, your mission. Just get in there, take scans at close enough range to try and ascertain what sort of people are down there, and take some pictures and then get back up here. If, IF they are hostile, your job is to cut and run and get back to the ship. We don’t need you to play hero or take any unncessary chances. Are we clear on this?”

 

“Yessir!” they all barked back.

 


 

They got into the Cosmo Hound a few minutes later. Dawn was in command of the Living Group team and the Marines, while Deke was the flight commander. In her helmet, Dawn grimaced as she heard Deke’s voice asking, “Are we ready?”

 

“Yes, now that you and Sasha have finally detached from each other.”


“Be quiet, I haven’t left yet, I’m saying goodbye to Deekee,” said Sasha as she hugged Deke for a last time. “Please be careful,” she whispered.

 

“I will be. Where’s Jeff?” said Deke on the circuit.

 

“On patrol and you damn well know it,” said Dawn. “I said bye-bye on the comm circuits.”

 

Deke hugged Sasha and then Sasha left the Cosmo Hound through the access tunnel. A moment later, the launching platform whirred down and locked into place. “Hound One ready for liftoff,” said Deke over the circuit.

 

“Cleared to take off and good luck,” said Angie Hartcliffe’s voice over the circuit from the ship.

 

“Taking off!” said Deke.

 

The Hound lifted off, separated from the Argo, and she headed down towards Demonranstra.

 

The flight down was uneventful. The Hound landed safely in a clearing on a remarkably Earth-like planet a few minutes later as two Jet Recon Boats came out of her underbelly. Deke and Dawn were in one of them, and Leyland, Sandoval, and the Marines went into the other one.

 

Before separating, Dawn addressed the group.

 

“This is our plan,” she said, feeling stupid as she thought, Nova is so much better at this commanding officer crap than I am, but, then again, I’m ranking officer of these survey geeks. I have a few days’ seniority on this Ensign Leyland here. Wakefield and I are heading off to the east ridge to scan with IQ-9 here, and Leyland and his people will scan the west ridge. Ensign Blaklee from Flight will guard the ship. We expect to be back here by 1900, barring incident. That is about when the star begins going down, based on our scans of the planet’s rotation. Got that?”

 

“Aye, aye, ma’am,” they all said together while Deke just watched her. Then, IQ-9 turned his dome towards her. “Dawn, you are not a genius like I am.”

 

“Who the hell wants to be like you?” she snapped as the others laughed. “You’re just some collection of chips and circuits.”

 

“I am insulted by that,” he said. “I am an officer.”

 

“What rank?” Dawn snapped. “Pervert Tinwit First Class?“

 

“Let me compute,” said IQ-9 as he beeped. “Readout of Ensign Dawn Hardy. Hair, streaky with blond bangs. Build, average. Eyes, snarky. No cute light in them like some other lady I know.”

 

“Good, I don’t need you falling in love with me,” Dawn snapped.

 

“Legs, unremarkable. Waist, average. I think you need to diet,” said IQ-9 as even Deke began to chuckle. “Command voice needs work. You sound whiny, ma’am. No. You still sound like a cadet or a civilian ninety-day wonder.”

 

“CUT THE CRAP!” Dawn snapped.

 

“I was going to put my hands on your tush but it is not logical. I think you would bite my hands off. You have no sense of humor. You do not love Deekee. Deekee loves Sasha. The Captain loves Nova. Derek and Nova, sitting in a tree,” he began to squeak.

 

“You stupid robot!” said Dawn as the others began to laugh.

 

“K-I-S-S-I-N-G!” spelled out IQ-9. “First came love, then came marriage. Next recon mission, here comes Nova with a baby carriage!” said IQ-9 as he looked at Dawn and said, “If you get pregnant, you’d be fat!”

 

“I have no plans of getting pregnant on this mission, stupid!” Dawn yelled.

 

“Yeah, who’d wanna get you pregnant?” said Deke with a grin.

 

“You’re already fat, Dawn,” burbled IQ-9.

 

“I AM NOT FAT!” yelled Dawn back as she hit IQ-9 on the dome with a tree branch she picked up.

 

“Let’s go,” said Deke. “IQ, can it.”

 

“Yes, sir,” he said as he got into the recon boat. Deke mockingly looked at Dawn and gave her an “after you” gesture.

 

“You drive,” she huffed as she got into the boat. Deke nodded, and they got into the recon boat and shut the canopy. Deke started it and the boat whirred off on its RV wheels. “Take this thing east,” said Dawn.

 

“East, we go,” said Deke.

 

The boat cruised on through the woods.

 

Not far away, a small port opened up in the ground. A blue-helmeted head emerged. The face beneath it was green and was grinning. “This is Leftenant Eglin, Number Forty-Six,” whispered the Cometine trooper into his comm mike. “The Earthlings are splitting up, Princess. Interesting that you have taken a special interest in this mission, ma’am.”

 

“The Star Force is my business for now. Don’t do anything overt yet,” snapped Invidia into his headset. “Let them fumble around a bit! Then, you and Sargus set the trap down there while I have Major Carghax spring the trap in space with his missile ships.”

 

“How’s Desslok doing?” said Eglin.

 

“Miserable. And that’s the way I like it!” laughed Invidia.

 

“I think I’m going to be bringing him some company, ma’am,” said Eglin.

 

“Good job. Be careful,” said Invidia.

 

“Loud and clear,” said Eglin.

 


 

IV. PLOTTING

 

The Eritz Gatlantis

 

Fifty Lightyears from Planet Demonranstra

 

Thursday, July 23, 2207: 1700 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

The New Comet had been re-ignited and was blazing across the skies again as, on her main bridge, Cometine officers ran the Eritz Gatlantis through a course change.

 

“Output level up!” barked the Officer of the Deck.

 

“Output level one hundred percent!” yelled an engineer.

 

“Course steady, affirmative!” said the Officer of the Deck. “Increase speed per order from the Palace!”

 

“Magna-Power Engines six through twenty-five increase thrust!” said the Officer of the Deck.

 

“Switch on!” barked the engineer.

 

“Helm, adjust course five degrees to port!” snapped the Officer of the Deck.

 

“Adjusting course five degrees! Changing speed!”

 


 

Down below, in the palace, Invidia had her Court gathered for a meeting.

 

“Tonight is the Star Force’s last night in space,” she said.

 

“Princess, I think you are overconfident,” said Gorse.

 

“Why do you say that?” Invidia snapped.

 

“They have been very good at outsmarting us, even though they play us like a cat with a mouse.”

 

 

“You are so inept!” yelled Invidia.

 

“Dear, may I interject an opinion?” asked a young woman who strode in on stiletto heels. This young woman had long white hair, a cutesy face, a blue and white dress, and she was green.

 

“Duchess Caella. Welcome again, cousin. What brings you from the boudoir to a strategy meeting?” hissed Invidia.

 

“You always mistreat me so, Invidia!” she whined. “Your other last remaining living blood relative, and you treat me so terribly!” she whined in her high voice.

 

“Father loved you, but he loved me more,” said Invidia.

 

“Oh, he sure loved me,” said Caella. “Pity he never loved you in the same way? Or did he? I’ve heard amusing tales about you in his lap,” smiled Caella.

 

“You are sick,” said Invidia.

 

“The poor, misguided Earthlings. Why do you persecute them so?” said Caella.

 

“I do not hate all Earthlings. Why, I own one!” chuckled Invidia as she patted Michelle’s hand. Michelle bowed her head beside the throne, unhappy at the prospect of seeing the Star Force attacked tonight. She disliked her friend when she got into these sort of moods.

 

“You think you are amusing, Invidia?” said Caella with tears in her eyes. “You make me want to throw up.”

 

Invidia got up, slammed down her pointer, and nearly hit her third cousin in the face with it. “I am in command here! I am the one who says STAY or GO! You hold noble rank, and be lucky! That is the only thing that keeps your rotten body out of the Sphere of Joy or off the torture rack or the head-block!”

 

“Like you’d dare to take my head?” said Caella.

 

“One more comment from you, and I just might order that,” said Invidia as she glared at Caella.

 

Finally, Caella smiled and said, “Ekogaru might be very interested in hearing how you sound right now. Although his Lordship probably knows already. Still, I could talk to him if he gives me the right price.”

 

“This is your last warning,” said Invidia as she grabbed a gun from an officer. “Back in ranks, and shut your damned mouth, or I’ll just shoot you right here in Court!”

 

Caella glared at Invidia, but then she said, “We’ll speak later, ma’am. Oh. Your father would be very disappointed in you now.”

 

Tears filled Invidia’s eyes as she whispered to Michelle, “You ever know anyone like that?”

 

“Back on Earth, there was…this girl who liked to just cause trouble? Her name was Carla, and…”

 

“So I see,” said Invidia. “Enough. GORSE! Latest status on Major Carghax!”

 

“Yes, Princess,” he said with a bow.

 


 

Caella took a walk down to the torture chambers a while later.

 

She smiled as she watched the torture of an Earth POW on the rack. He was a youngish-looking man with short, dark hair, a slightly chubby, boyish face, and what she thought was a rather cute nose.

 

He had on only a tattered pair of EDF blue uniform slacks, and his bare chest strained with sweat as his bare wrists and ankles strained along with his tormented arms and legs in the rack he was locked down into.

 

“TALK!” yelled a blue-helmeted officer as he slapped him across the face. “What, again, is your name, rank, and ship, Earthling scum?”

 

The man wheezed and said, “Lieutenant Shigeru Sakamoto. Former Second Squadron Leader of the Red Centaurs, EDF spacecraft carrier Shiryu. My serial number is FO-525-325621-01A. Go to hell!”

 

Sakamoto screamed as the guard poked him in his bare stomach with an electrified probe. “This is just a little bit of encouragement, scum! What were your forces doing on Iscandar? Tell me Commodore Wildstar’s strategy!”

 

“Derek Wildstar and I are not on speaking terms, jackass!” Then, he noticed Caella. “Oh? Are you that stinking Goddamn Princess Invidia?”

 

“Duchess Caella,” she said with a smile. “You’re cute.”

 

“If you care so Goddamn much, let me up outta this thing!” said Sakamoto.

 

“We’ll see,” she said as she came up to him. With a smile, she undid the snap holding his pants closed (they had taken his belt) and she pulled Sakamoto’s pants and underwear down to his ankles. “ooooo, nice,” she said. “Captain Gerer! This one is cute! Can I have him?”

 

“Does Invidia allow it?” snapped Gerer.

 

“Invidia sent me down here with my pick of a prisoner to play with. My own little pick,” she said as she teased Sakamoto’s navel. “Don’t dislocate his arms. Let him go!”

 

Gerer nodded, and he hit a button that released the pressure on the rack. Sakamoto breathed hard as the pain was finally allieviated for him. Then, with a snap, his manacles were released.

 

Sakamoto sat up and wobbled right into Caella’s arms. To his immense shock, she kissed him and pulled his pants back up. Then, she helped him up and said, “I’m taking him to my suite. Have food and drink brought up for two, Gerer. Then leave us alone.”

 

“Yes, ma’am,” he said with a nod at the noble as Caella helped Sakamoto out of the room.

 


 

Maybe half an hour later, Sakamoto was naked again, and as happy as a pig in a sty as Caella, also naked, cuddled up to him in her suite, which was almost as large as Invidia’s and even more decadent, since it was full of erotic artwork. He had not been with a woman in many months, and he felt utter shock when Caella took the lead to utterly seduce him, lying on top of him and riding him like a cowgirl with no shame.

 

“So, how high up are you in their mucky-muck heirarchy, Duchess?” asked Sakamoto. “And how old are you?”

 

“High enough,” she said. “I’m older than Invidia at about twenty-eight Earth years. I’m part of the Royal Family of House Gatlantis. My parents are dead, I think. They were on the original Comet City ship when it went to Earth and I never heard from them again. My cousin Zordar…”

 

“Wait. Zordar was your cousin?” said Sakamoto.

 

“Third cousin, Invidia is my fourth cousin. I’ve been around. Let’s see. I’ve slept with Gorse, Dyre, Zordar…,” she said as she counted on her fingers.

 

“Your cousin?” said Sakamoto.

 

Caella nodded eagerly. “He was lots of fun. I’ve also been with Bleek, Turpis, Radnar, Tendor, Marklis, got to Desslok once when he was still recovering…”

 

“You slept with Desslok?”

 

“Yes, he was really big. I think he thought I was Queen Starsha,” she giggled. “I have also been with…Scorch…,” she said as she counted on her last finger. Then, she brought up her feet and began counting on her toes. “Talan once, Miklas, Solana, and the others, I forget,” she said as she held her little toe on her right foot, “but, they were fun. You’re the first Earthling I’ve had. You’re big,” she said as she pulled down the blankets and looked at him as she grinned.

 

“Can you count up to twenty if you aren’t using your toes?” he teased.

 

“You’re funny,” she said as she kissed him again. “I’m going to keep you,” she said. “You’ll like it better up here than in that gross prison. Oh? Like to know what I plan to do?”

 

“What?” said Sakamoto.

 

“Kill Princess Invidia and take over. Wanna help me?” she purred as she played with his belly button.

 

“Okay, you want me to defect?” he said.

 

“Not necessarily,” said Caella. “Hmm…after I kill Invidia, we could trick that Ekogaru out an airlock, take over, take this thing to Earth, say the war’s over, and then I will keep you. Want to win the war all by yourself?”

 

“Okay, this is crazy,” said Sakamoto. “I’m being tortured, and this cute girl shows up, and forty-five minutes later, I become her main squeeze and she is plotting to kill Invidia. I’m a lucky guy, huh?”

 

“And I want to have your baby so we can bind our races together. I wonder what shade of green she’ll be?

 

“Plotting to be barefoot and pregnant already?” asked Sakamoto. For a moment, he thought, This is a complete nut! But she’s cute for someone who’s green…

 

“Pregnant, I like. I like being barefoot too,” said Caella as she wiggled her toes. “I almost had a baby once but I lost it. Turpis was the father. He was so depressed when I lost him.”

 

“So what do you wanna do?” said Sakamoto.

 

“Guess,” said Caella as she pushed him down again.

 


 

V. COMBAT

 

Deke and Dawn’s Jet Recon Boat

 

Planet Demonranstra

 

Thursday, July 23, 2207: 1718 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

Argo, we’ve found life signs that seem to indicate Cometines,” said Dawn as she looked at a readout in the Jet Recon Boat that IQ-9 had confirmed. “Argo, we’ve found enemy life signs. Argo, respond!”

 

“Deke, they’re not answering!” said Dawn.

 

“IQ-9, see if you can raise the ship!” barked Deke.

 

IQ-9 blinked. “Trying.” After a moment, he went silent. “They are not responding. I am also picking up a jamming field!”

 

“Jamming field?” said Deke. “Crap!”

 

Then, the enemy began shooting at them.

 

“Damnit!” yelled Deke.

 

He opened the canopy but he and Dawn tried to keep under cover while Cometines shot at them.

 

Dawn pumped a few shots at them, but she screamed as she took a hit in her hand and her Astro-Automatic flew out of her hand.

 

“I’m hit!” she yelled.

 

“I’ll protect you!” said IQ-9. He stood up and prepared to jump out and mash the enemy, but three shots went through him and left smoking holes. His dome flew off and he collapsed inert into a smoking heap beside the ship.

 

Then, a shot hit the Jet Recon boat and set it on fire.

 

“Dawn, run!” yelled Deke after he grabbed a few items out of the boat.

 

Both of them ran as the enemy began shooting like crazy. Deke covered them as, somehow, they made their escape.

 

If only they knew what was going on up above them….

 


 

Captain’s Log…23 July 2207, 1722 Hours.

 

Commodore Derek Wildstar recording,” Derek said into a microphone connected to his computer in the Captain’s Quarters of the Argo.

 

No word yet from the landing party. Lieutenant Homer Glitchman reports signs of a jamming field in the area that might compromise communications; Lieutenant Commander Nova Wildstar also reported that a few more life signs were picked up before the jamming field went up. Life signs still being analyzed by Living Group.

 

I have the uneasy feeling that we may have sent our landing party into a trap. But why? Any enemy force down below on Demonranstra must be small. We picked up no buildings, and no constructions except for the abandoned Gamilon base. I am considering sending a second party led by Marine Group Leader Hemsford into the mix. But, given the jamming field, there is the possibility that an enemy fleet, or fleets, are in the area. If so, we must be sure to watch our back as…

 

Then, Derek saw a bright flash of light from his canopy and felt the ship shaking. He saw the coffee in his cup trembling as he looked up and heard a distant rumble.

 

It may be starting already. We may now be facing attack ourselves…

 

A moment later, Derek’s guess was proved right.

 

The Argo herself was under heavy attack from a squadron of Cometine missile ships and two enemy space battleships. She was busy firing her bow missiles when Commodore Wildstar reacted to a call on the PA system for him to come to the bridge just as the alert klaxons went off while he was pulling on his peacoat. In his cabin, he put aside his coffee, turned off his log recorder, and ran for the bridge.

 

When Commodore Wildstar got to the bridge, Diane Henson, acting as the Officer of the Deck, yelled, “We’ve taken three missile hits already, all in the forward part of the ship!”

 

“Number one gun turret has taken damage; we can’t train it properly!” said Nishina.

 

 

“Call the landing parties, Homer!” snapped Commodore Wildstar.

 

“Can’t get through; now there’s truly heavy jamming around Demonranstra!” said Homer. “The circuit’s dead!”

 

“We’re surrounded by ten missile ships and two space battleships at seven megameters’ range to port! Third wave of missiles approaching!” said Nova from her post. “Range, six megameters, approaching from thirty-five degrees port!”

 

“Kitano, turn the ship, thirty-five degrees port! Domon, fire number two turret and bow missiles!” Derek ordered.

 

“Yessir!” said Domon. “Main guns, FIRE!”

 

The main guns went off a moment later, followed by the bow missiles. The only hit was to the Argo’s port side observation deck.

 

The Argo’s guns and missiles took out two Cometine antimatter missile ships.

 

One of the space battleships returned fire. The Argo’s forward auxilary turret took a hit, blowing one of the gun barrels off.

 

Eager blurted out, “One of the enemy space battleships just warped!”

 

“Fourth wave of missiles!” Nova cried. “Bearing, thirty degrees to port!”

 

“Ninety degrees port!” barked Wildstar. “Ready all working main and auxilary turrets for a broadside!”

 

“Turning ship,” said Kitano.

 

“Retraining main guns,” said Domon.

 

“Turret aberration, ten degrees forward, fifteen degrees aft!” said Nishina. 

 

“Open fire!” barked Domon.

 

The guns went off again, blowing another Cometine missile ship to bits.

 

“NO!” cried Nova. “Enemy space battleship has just warped in two megameters off the stern! It’s firing its shock cannons!”

 

The main screen was switched quickly, and Commodore Wildstar saw the vortex beam coming right at them. If that catches us dead-on, we’ll be crushed! Derek thought. “Kitano! Ninety degrees to port!”

 

 “Evasive! Ninety degrees!” he snapped.

 

The Argo began making her turn just as more Cometine missiles slammed into her. The mighty space battleship was smoking in several places when the shock beam caught the wildly manuevering space battleship’s stern.

 

The vortex beam skipped over the fantail deck and caught the number three gun turret dead on and crushed it like a soda can. The speakers were on, and Nova covered her face and gasped as she and the others heard the death screams of the men in that turret being crushed to death. Mercifully, the heavy thud of an explosion as a regular plasma hit knocked out the starboard side auxiliary engine cut the terrible sound off.

 

“We need to get that engine fixed!” Sandor snapped. “Henson, get Orion to meet me down there! Captain, permission to leave the bridge!”

 

“Denied. Get Bando down there!” said Derek.

 

Sandor nodded, and he ordered Bando down to the appropriate engine room a moment later.

 

The Argo took several more hits; Sandor read off a terrible roll-call a moment later. “Environmental control damaged! Smokestack missile silo damaged! All-celestial radar room damaged! Port side pulse laser deck number two badly damaged!”

 

“Another wave of missiles coming in!” said Nova. “Brace for impact!”

 

The Argo shook again, returning fire and taking out another missile ship with a desperate strike from her working gun turrets. “Which squadron is at alert-three?” barked Derek.

 

“Hardy’s…down below in the lower fighter bay!” said Domon.

 

“Hardy, prepare to launch Black Tigers!” said Wildstar. “We have to take those people out!”

 

The Argo then took another heavy hit. The lower flight bay filled up with smoke. “Negative!” said Hardy.

 

“What?” said Wildstar.

 

“The lower bay door just took a hit. The mechanism’s jammed!” yelled Hardy from the cockpit of his now-helpless plane on the flight deck as Flight Maintenance Group men and women yelled and cursed while putting fires out and trying to work the manual wheel that would open the lower flight deck.

 

“What about Marrable in the upper starboard bay?” Wildstar demanded.

 

“Artificial gravity to that deck is compromised!” said Hardy. “Brew just told me he could use a brew right now!”

 

“Damnit, what about Capistrano?” yelled Derek. “Don’t you dare tell me Bangs can’t launch from the upper port bay!”

 

“Their bay doors were damaged by shrapnel,” said Hardy. “They think they can launch in eight minutes! We might be able to launch our boys in ten!”

 

“What a spot!” hissed Derek. “We’re screwed!”

 

“Yeah, you can say that again, hon,” said Diane with a wink from her post.

 

“This isn’t funny, Diane!” snapped Nova.

 

“Should we get the Padre to say the Rosary now?” teased Diane.

 

“Henson, quit it! I’m trying to plot vectors!” Nova cried.

 

Sandor sat looking at his damage control readouts as the Argo manuevered and fired again. This is getting worse, he thought. Then, he said, “Wildstar, the ship can’t take much more of this! We’ve taken damage from fourteen hits in five minutes and one gun turret is destroyed and the other one is damaged! We’re down to one turret, some missiles, and the wave motion gun!”

 

“Homer, try to reach that landing party one last time,” said Wildstar as the ship shivered from more hits.

 

“Main gun turret number one now working again!” said Nishina.

 

“This is Marrable!” said Brew’s voice over the speakers. “Artificial gravity’s back in our flight bay; tryin’ to clean up a mama-jama load of damage! I think we can launch planes in maybe two minutes!”

 

“Good! Domon, hold them off with the guns! Fire our remaining turrets at the enemy fleet now!” said Derek.


“Yessir, making adjustments!” said Domon.

 

“Unable to reach landing party!” said Homer.

 

At his Captain’s post, Commodore Wildstar sat in deep frustration.

 

Then, Nova said, “Large warp disturbance being picked up near Planet Number seven; something big is coming into the system!”

 

“Nova, scan that area at full magnification!”

 

“Yessir,” she replied.

 

A moment later, Eager cried, “Sixth wave o’ missiles, approachin’! Looks like they let all the dogs out at the Dallas Center Dog Show!”

 

“DAMNIT! Not what we need now!” said Nishina.

 

Down below, as two men and two heavy robots manhandled his Tiger back into launch position in his elevator, Brew said, “Good job! One more minute, and we can start launching!”

 

From her post, Henson said, “Captain! The auxiliary engine is back on line!”

 

The Argo fired again, taking out one enemy space battleship and one missile ship.

 

The ship took two more hits; one of them made Commodore Wildstar’s heart drop as Sandor said. “Port side rocket anchor damaged. Wave motion gun firing gate, damaged!”

 

But, Nova’s heart sped up as she picked up the pattern at Planet Seven. It’s them! But now we can’t fight our way out of a paper bag with the wave motion gun down! That was our trump card! Nova thought in despair. “Object at Planet Seven confirmed; intercept with this region in twenty-two minutes at current speed, changing video panel!”

 

“What is it?” yelled Derek.

 

“Look!” Nova snapped back.

 

A moment later, just as big and ugly as life, the unmistakable form of the New Comet appeared on the main screen.

 

“They’re coming right for us!” Nova said. “Eighteen minutes to intercept at their current speed! They’ve picked up speed, Derek! They’re close to .75 C…that is…lightspeed and accelerating right for us! I think they want to crush us! They’re insane!” 

 

“This whole thing was an elaborate trap, Wildstar!” said Sandor.

 

“I know,” said Derek. “For once, those bastards outsmarted us.”

 

“Ready to launch!” yelled Brew over the speakers.

 

“Abort launch,” said Wildstar.

 

“Whatthemamajama is this bullshit, sir?” yelled an angry Brew. “The Trojans are locked and loaded and ready to rock!”

 

“It’s called the New Comet, and it’s boiling up on an intercept course with us and we’re badly damaged!” Wildstar snapped. “I’ll hate telling Sasha and Hardy this, but there’s only one thing we can do now!” said Wildstar as the Argo took yet another hit. “Kitano, ready us for a space warp. We’ll have to pull out with our damn tail between our legs to another system to make repairs. We have to consider the mission. We’re too heavily damaged to fight that Comet right now! We’ll have to abandon that party for the moment…if they’re even still alive!”

 

“Oh, no!” Nova cried. “Poor Dawn! Poor Deke! What about the rest of those men, Derek? We can’t just leave them!”

 

“Nova, remember the Magnetron Fortress?” Derek snapped as Nova’s heart again dropped as she saw Derek putting on his Captain’s hat at his post. Then, she coughed as some smoke blew over from a short-circuited board next to Kitano at Environmental Control, along with some smoke from the damaged Astro-Compass.

 

Nova knew that was very uncharacteristic of Derek, and she knew it meant one thing: he was expecting to go down with his ship soon.

 

Nova changed the view of the Comet to a dead-on forward view as Derek said, “Nova, do you remember the order Captain Avatar was about to give?”

 

“It would have left you dead, Derek!” she cried. “You and Sandor. I thought Avatar was being so cold-blooded, but…”

 

“He would have had to do it,” said Sandor. “He would have had no other choice.”

 

“No other choice,” Nova said dully. “Guess we have to do that, too, don’t we?” she said with tears brimming in her eyes.

 

“Not if we want to have any chance of surviving,” said Commodore Wildstar. “Otherwise, in about sixteen minutes now, we’ll be sucked into that thing, and we’ll go right down, just like Captain Gideon did.”

 

“Message coming in!” said Homer.

 

“From the party?” cried Nova.

 

“No,” he said. “The Comet.”

 

CRAP! Derek thought.

 


 

A moment later, Commodore Wildstar was looking right at Princess Invidia even as her fleet continued to batter them. Invidia meant to have some fun. She had sent Michelle away, knowing that the girl would not want to see her taunting other Earthlings on the screen.

 

“All right, you can see that your forces are pounding at us and we’ve taken damage!” Derek snapped. “Why are you calling us now, Invidia?”

 

“Desslok sends his greetings. He’s miserable! Hahahahaha! I hope your people down on that planet are having fun dying!”

 

“Princess, spare that party. They were only a lightly armed survey party. At least take those men and women prisoner humanely.”

 

“We will, the ones who are still alive!” said Invidia. “Maybe. Right now, I think you will soon join them. I offer you a chance at asylum. Surrender the Argo and we will allow you to peacefully land on the Comet. You will be my prisoners, but you will be treated well as our slaves if you retire from battle and give us your ship for analysis and dismantling. We would love to see what makes your old spaceship tick!”

 

Derek shook his head, “Invidia, have you had too much to drink? I’d like to make a deal. Surrender Desslok to us alive and unharmed and we’ll warp away for now and leave you be.” For the moment, he thought. “I could attack you right now with our wave motion gun,” he said as he bluffed, not wanting Invidia to know how badly off they were. “If you give us Desslok and let us leave to take him back to Gamilon and repair our damage, we’ll call it even for the day.”

 

“Never. We need Desslok here. I”ve studied your Earth game known as chess. I am not about to let your strongest piece back onto the board without a fight. You want Desslok? You’re your men in here to get him,” Invidia sneered. “If you can avoid being crushed by our Comet field, that is. Why don’t you warp in and fire that gun at me, my dear long-haired idiot? You know where I am!”

 

“I don’t want further bloodshed. Enough people died today on our side and yours. I’ve had to kill some of your brave warriors, Invidia. Let’s settle this honorably.”

 

“This is our answer!” she said as she cut off.

 

She waved her arm, and the New Comet warped.

 

A moment later, it reappeared.

 

At maybe just fifty megameters away. It filled their screen, it filled their bridge windows, and the Argo’s superstructure creaked and groaned dangerously as the Comet Field pulled at the ship.

 

Kitano worked the helm controls furiously to keep from being sucked into the Comet. Domon jumped up to help him. A moment later, Nova jumped up in her male-patterned blouse and bellbottoms, planting her sandaled feet hard on the deck as she strained, pulled, and helped Domon and Kitano force the Argo into a hard one-hundred and eighty-degree turn, even as the Comet field ripped one of the ship’s aft catapults off and consumed it. A moment later, the aft atmospheric stabilizer fin was torn off the ship, and the techtite dome of the aft observation deck shattered and was ripped off the bridge tower into the maw of the New Comet.

 

The ship’s superstructure now moaned as Diane Henson pulled off every override she could and gave them 140% power from the wave engine; more than it was designed to put out.

 

“Wildstar! Thirty more seconds of this, and the Argo will be ripped right in half like a piece of paper!” cried Sandor. “The hull’s beginning to weaken!”

 

“Our only chance to escape this now is a random space warp!” said Kitano. “We’ve got no time to calculate anything!”

 

Over Kitano’s shoulder, Nova screamed, “We’re breaking free from the worst of the field!”

 

“Nova, get back to your post! You, too, Domon!” yelled Wildstar. He hit the comm switch. “All hands! We are making a random space warp in fifteen seconds! Kitano will be using low power, but we have no idea where or even when we will end up!”

 

“Switching over power!” said Diane even as she pulled on her harness. “We’re risking a burnout!”

 

At that moment, Sasha ran onto the first bridge. “Uncle!” she yelled. “What are we doing? Deekee is STILL DOWN THERE!”

 

“Right now, we have to run for it!” Derek snapped. “Go over to Analysis and strap in! We’ll be warping in five seconds!”

 

Sasha ran over and sat down as tears ran down her cheeks just as Kitano counted down, “4…3…2…1…ZERO!”

 

“WARP!” yelled Wildstar.

 

“WARP!” yelled Kitano.

 

The Argo warped, ripping part of the Comet Field into hyperspace with it as a shocked Invidia felt her ship suddenly bucking and slamming like an aircar with a dying engine. For a moment, the Comet was almost sucked right into hyperspace right behind the Argo herself as the drainpipe of the Cosmos remained open. Then, it slammed shut with an explosive blast and flash of light as the Argo vanished.

 

In the meantime, the Argo’s engines kicked, bucked, flashed, and roared as the ship ripped into the deepest possible level of hyperspace as the stars streaked past as blue light.

 

Then, something went wrong, and the crew felt as if they were going to die as they momentarily all felt their stomachs dropping.

 

Then, the streaking of the stars stopped, and Nova opened her eyes and looked down at herself as her top and pants faded into nothingness, leaving her in her underwear in a weird, distorted hyperspace she recognized all too well. “This is the old-style warp!” she said as her voice sounded around her in a weird echo. Time seemed to be dragging, and each breath seemed to be incredibly hard to draw as she found herself sitting there stark naked a moment later. She covered her breasts with her hands as she cried, “Sandor! What’s wrong with the ship?”

 

Nova glanced over, and saw that he also sat there in nothing for a moment. “The stabilizer circuits…seem to be compromised. Hard to tell with everything swirling around like…this…”

 

Nova looked back at Derek. For a moment, he just seemed to be in his Captain’s hat and nothing else. Then, her clothes and Derek’s reappeared as fog filled the distorted atmosphere of the bridge.

 

“This is weird!” said Domon. “My stomach!”

 

At her post, Sasha still went naked, and she unashamedly threw up all over the Analysis board. “How did you people do this in 2199?” she asked. “This is like being in Hell!”

 

“What the heck is going on?” cried Homer from his post; in just his undershirt and boots, and nothing else.

 

“It’s a distortion,” said Sandor. “Wildstar, remember when I said without proper calculations we could disappear forever, probably into the Fourth Dimension?”

 

“Yeah,” said Derek as he found himself in just his undershorts again, using his Captain’s hat to swat away some weird…thing…that looked like a huge Venus Fly Trap.

 

“That’s where we are,” said Sandor. “We got away from Invidia, but…”

 

Then, a moment later, as some strange little animal that looked like a baby dinosaur ran across the bridge and tried to bite the Astro-Compass (and left a load of steaming droppings on the deck as it relieved itself) Nova felt someone tapping her on the shoulder. She screamed when she saw that it was Captain Avatar! There he was, dignified and proper in his full uniform, leaning on a cane and looking just like he had when he had been alive!

 

“You’re dead!” she said. “Are we dead too?”

 

“No, just in Between,” he said.

 

“Between?” she said as she got up. Finding herself barefoot in a crocheted minidress and floppy 1968-style hat, Nova picked the baby dinosaur up and squeaked as it peed on her. “Between what, sir?”

 

“They say the spirit world is another dimension,” said Captain Avatar in his old, characteristic growling voice. “I’m still learning a lot here, but we’re all on the same plane for a moment. Nice seeing you, Derek and the others again. I see you’re expecting, Nova. You look good.”

 

“Are we ever getting out of this, Captain?” Derek asked as he ran over, now clad in a polo shirt, soccer shorts, and nothing else.

 

“Your energy is running out; you should break back into your normal space in maybe a minute, back in your own time with a dislocation of perhaps ten minutes into the future, and you should be roughly two star systems away from Demonranstra,” said Captain Avatar as he tapped the Astro-Compass with his cane to make it indicate the right heading before going to sit down at his old post for a moment, sighing deeply as he sat back down in his old chair. “Good tactic, Commodore Wildstar. Invidia will never know where you went now. Let’s say you made your course a bit untraceable with that little tactic. Glad to see you made flag rank, by the way, my son. You’ll have a lot to get through in the next few weeks, Wildstar. But don’t ever give up!”

 

“No, sir, I won’t,” Derek said as he found himself back in his old uniform again, although he didn’t have his peacoat on. So was Nova.

 

Avatar came up and said, “I wish both of you the best of luck,” he said.

 

Then, he came up to Derek and Nova and gave them both a hug.

 

“Goodbye,” he said. “Until we meet again, some day…”

 

Then, he went back to his old post.

 

Derek saluted Avatar before he departed. Avatar nodded back at him, and faded out as the strange distortion slowly passed as the Argo faded back into reality and normal space again in a slow fashion, just as it used to with her old engines.

 

The odd, familiar hum of warp emergence hummed across the bridge as the crew looked around to find the bridge back the way it was, with all of them decently clothed in their uniforms again, with no more plants, no more dinosaurs, and no more Captain Avatar. Derek, however, swore to his dying days (only to Nova) that right as they had emerged, he saw the old Captain’s face in his metal plaque winking at him. However, while Derek was putting his coat back on, Nova looked down at her uniform and said, “Uh, Derek, it’s still wet…”

 

“I think I just stepped in dinosaur poop!” said Eager as he staggered over. “And I’m dizzy!”

 

“Kind of normal for you, Eager,” said Sandor as Diane ran over and gave him a hug.

 

Sasha looked down at herself; she was fully dressed, but her slightly used dinner was all over the Analysis panel. “I’m okay,” she sighed. “Or would be if I knew where Deekee was! Where are we? It’s awfully hot in here!”

 

Derek nodded. The normal gentle whirring sound of the ship’s climate control units had disappeared for the moment. The First Bridge was much quieter, and getting much, much hotter in a hurry.

 

Sandor and Nova huddled for a moment at her post. Then, Nova said, “We’ve emerged in the Dikensia System, three lightyears away from Demonranstra. It is now 1816 Hours. It was 1805 when we went into warp. We travelled ten minutes into the future. Not that bad, except where we are.”

 

“Where are we?” said Domon.

 

“In the orbit of the second planet, near a major blue-white star,” said Sandor. “Commodore Wildstar, unless we can get out of here soon, we all may need to put on full spacesuits with cooling units.”

 

“Why is that?” said Derek.

 

“The temperature is climbing in the ship,” Nova said. “The temperature in the ship is currently 37.22 degrees Celsius, 99 degrees Fahrenheit. The enviromental control system is somewhat damaged. It might be up to 40.55 Celsius or 105 Faherenheit in here in the next half hour. Maybe we could move to a cooler area?”

 

“Nothing doing,” said Kitano. “We’re stuck here.”

 

“Stuck?” said Derek.

 

“Until we make repairs, sir. The main engine is dead,” said Diane Henson sadly. “We’re on priming reactor power right now and batteries. We need to cut power consumption down to the barest minimum since we can’t move. If it goes above 120 degrees, we’ll all need spacesuits. The problem will be recharging them. If we can even do that.”

 

“In other words, we’re in trouble,” said Commodore Wildstar as he shrugged off his peacoat and opened his shirt somewhat. He was already sweating. Then, he said, “Nova, try to get the enviromental units fixed well enough so we at least don’t need to break out the old-style spacesuits to survive unless we really have to. Your job is getting the temperature stabilized. If you feel hot while working because of your condition, get into a spacesuit as soon as possible or get into a medical boat to cool off.”

 

“Spacesuits; we don’t have enough power to recharge the batteries if we use them up; same thing with the boats, Derek. If we go in the boats now without the engines running, we burn up batteries, and if we idle those engines, we use up heavy-water fuel. Stripping down a bit would probably work for the time being,” Nova said as she pulled off her shirt and sandals and stood there in just her bra and slacks. “We have to conserve spacesuit power for a real emergency,” Nova added as she rolled up her pants legs. “I think I can get the temperature stabilized, at least. I’d recommend waiving uniform requirements for now. Our biggest problem might be incipient heatstroke; I think the oxygen exchangers are working OK, at least.”

 

“Okay, get down to Mechanical and get to work on it,” said Derek.

 

Nova saluted and ran off as Homer pulled off his shirt. “I’m hot,” he groaned. Sasha stood there with her boots off and her uniform slightly open fanning herself and feeling very depressed. “When can we get back to look for Deke?” she said to Derek.

 

“Maybe a week,” he said. “Is he still alive?”

 

“Yes. I just barely feel him through our bond,” she said as tears ran down her cheeks. “He’s slightly hurt, and he’s cold. We’re hot and he’s cold. I wish we could send him some of this heat…”

 

“Where do you think he is?” said Sandor.

 

“In some cave, with some animal,” she said as she began to dolefully clean up her vomit.

 

“Doesn’t sound promising,” said Derek.

 

“No…it’s not,” said Sasha. Derek hugged her as she just began to cry.

 


 

VI. DEKE AND DAWN IN THE SOUP

 

A Limestone Cave

 

Planet Demonranstra

 

Thursday, July 23, 2207: 2045 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

Well?” snapped Dawn Hardy as she sat beside Deke Wakefield in a cave.

 

They were shivering a little. They had just gotten away from the enemy and the Jet Recon Boat with their lives, Deke’s weapons, two canteens filled with water, and a few days’ worth of survival rations and one blanket between them in a pack, and Deke’s flight bag.

 

“Nothing,” Deke said as he threw down his comm unit and rubbed his wounded wrist. He had taken a glancing hit from a Cometine weapon. “The jamming field is gone, but no response what-so-ever from the Argo, Dawn.”

 

“So, you are the pilot and military genius, Deke! What happened to them?”

 

“One of four things. First, we got attacked, so they must have gotten attacked, too. The Argo is either, damaged, and somewhere in this system, damaged, and they had to run somewhere to make repairs. Or, she’s damaged and marooned, or just blown into a million pieces. If they were surrounded by enough ships, it would be possible for even the mighty Argo to finally buy the farm. No one is immortal, Dawn.”

 

“Either way, I’m stuck here. With you,” said Dawn.

 

“Yeah,” said Deke as he sighed while not wanting to meet Dawn’s accusing eyes. “Look on the bright side. This cave is pretty big. We can see thanks to the luminescence on those stalagmites over there, and I found a little stream of water a few hundred meters down there so we can refill our canteens. And the enemy gave up pursuing us once we went past that treeline.”

 

“Think they’re gone?” Dawn said. She didn’t sound that confident now. Or cocky.

 

“I don’t know. Care to go out there and look?” Deke snapped.

 

“Considering I just have your Astro-Automatic and you’ve just got DJ…no,” said Dawn. “You know, I have not been all alone with you since the night we broke up.”

 

“I wasn’t thinking about that; I was thinking about living,” said Deke.

 

Dawn sighed and drank some water from her canteen. “This dry food won’t last forever. Do you know how to hunt?”

 

“Barely,” he said. “I got a “C” in survival training at the Academy. The best place I could manage to get us food is if we were marooned on a beach someplace.”

 

“Nova should have come on this mission instead of me,” Dawn said, sounding depressed.

 

“Why?” said Deke.

 

“You wouldn’t be wondering where our next meal is coming from after our food runs out with her here. She’s bloody Super Ms. Survey Officer. She even was one of the authors on the textbook I had to read about Survey crap! You know how good she is in the woods. And she could probably make a radio out of her bobby pins and bra buckle or something about as weird and call for help. And she’s a far better conversationalist than I am and better for morale. I don’t think she knows what serious depression is; the girl just has a good cry and lets it out.”

 

“You forget she’s maybe five weeks away from having twins,” said Deke.

 

“I bet you could deliver kids,” said Dawn.

 

“No. Even the thought of her breast-feeding gives me the willies.”

 

“Why, Deke?” said Dawn.

 

“Sasha,” said Deke.

 

“Your wife?” said Dawn.

 

“NO! YOU DON’T REMEMBER?” barked Deke. “Sasha Morningstar! The half-naked pregnant woman I had to kill in the riots? Dawn, I still have nightmares about that!”

 

“You still do?” said Dawn.

 

“Of course! My occupation is being a soldier, but, what…you think I get a kick out of killing people at close range? I don’t! None of us like it! I do not like it! I brood about it! So does Sasha, Wildstar, Brew, Nova…none of us like killing the enemy all that much! You think it’s fun blowing someone’s brains out, Dawn? HELL NO! Battle is kill or be killed! That’s what we were just through!” said Deke as Dawn noticed that his hands were shaking.

 

“You have a conscience about this?” said Dawn.

 

“What do you think I am? A monster?” snapped Deke. “Of course I have a conscience!”

 

“I had the impression…that’s what you were turning into…a monster…when…we broke up,” Dawn said as she reached out and grabbed Deke’s hands. “Please stop shaking, Deke,” she said in the sort of soft, friendly voice Deke hadn’t heard in years. “I know…I know that….damnit…I’m shaking myself…” Dawn said as she realized she was crying. “Look at me! I’m so weak!”

 

“I’ve seen Super Woman Nova crying after she has to kill someone, too,” said Deke as he found himself hugging Dawn…anything to make her stop shaking. He was beginning to get a headache while he did so; he had no idea why. “I…Dawn…war is not fun! Got that?”

 

“Now I think I understand you a bit better,” said Dawn in a barely audible voice. She lay back and let Deke hold her for a while. Eventually, she just went to sleep in his arms.

 


 

VII. REPAIRS

 

Space Battleship Argo

 

The Edge of the Great Magellenic Cloud

 

The Dikensia System

 

Thursday, July 23, 2207: 2200 Hours Earth Space-Time

 


 

Commodore Derek Wildstar was walking around the Argo after a late dinner, watching his stripped-down crew working away as they made repairs to the ship in what was now an internal temperature of about 108 degrees. He wore a half-open Combat Group shirt, PT shorts, and gym sneakers as he walked the ship, stopping every now and then to help out himself with various repair tasks.

 

By the time Wildstar ended up in the sweltering Environmental Control Room in the Mechancial Group area, he was thinking about something to drink and wondering how Nova was doing.

 

He found her crammed up inside one of the Envrionmental Control air conditioning unit electrical cabinets. In the cramped, hot room, he found Nova working amidst a work light, some  piping that dripped with condensation, a tool kit, and plenty of grime. Indeed, all he could see of his wife at that point were her bare feet and legs; the soles of her feet were almost black at that point with dirt. He saw that Nova’s uniform pants and a pair of flip-flops were discarded near her tool kit.

 

He felt terrible at the thought of his pregnant wife laboring in a hot Nakajima Air Conditioning unit that dated back to 2199. To try and cheer her up, he bent down and greeted her gently by tickling the sole of her foot.

 

“Hey!” she yelled inside the cabinet. “Who’s that?”

 

“Just the Skipper,” Derek said.

 

Nova struggled out of the cabinet wearing only her bra, panties, cross necklace, and lots of sweat, dirt, and a few streaks of blood from various small cuts she had endured while crawling around in the electrical cabinet. “Hi,” she said with her pregnant stomach showing. Derek kissed her and tenderly pulled her panties up a little more to make her fully decent.

 

“How is it going?” Derek said.

 

“This was the only one I could immediately salvage,” Nova said in a tired voice. “I had to go in there and replace four circuit breakers, the main limit thermostat, and about a meters’ worth of electrical conduit. But we’re ready now. If I can flick this one on, the temperature should be back down to 100 degrees within half an hour. Status of the other four units is that we can get the other Nakajima and the two Carrier units from 2201 running again in about two or three days, but they’ll have to be rewired. But the one they put in the ship in 2203 is toast. Luckily, once we get away from this star, we have enough redundancy to complete the rest of our mission on four units, provided that we don’t get so close to a star again.”

 

“Turn it on now, Nova,” said Derek as sweat ran down his back like crazy under his shirt. He felt pity for Nova having to work like this while pregnant, but she seemed to be only very tired.

 

Nova nodded and stuck her head back in the unit. He heard breakers clicking, and then heard the unit’s squirrel-cage fan revving up, and then he heard a zapping noise, heard Nova screaming, and then he overheard her cursing in frustration in language that was typical for a pilot but utterly shocking for Nova.

 

“My God, Lieutenant Commander,” said Derek as Nova came out biting a bleeding fingertip. “You usually don’t talk like that.”

 

“Well, I don’t work half-naked on a lousy SOB of an air conditioner unit nearly eight damned months pregnant every stinking damned day, either, Derek!” Nova snapped. “Give me some space to vent my frustration, damnit!”

 

“I’m sorry, hon,” Derek said in a soothing voice. “Is your finger okay?” he said as he dabbed at the blood with a gauze pad.

 

“Yeah,” Nova said through sudden tears. “Get me a bandage. I’ll live. My pants are off because I can’t bend in there with them on with this stomach,” she said.

 

Then, Derek picked up a wrench after looking at a circuit schematic.

 

“What are you doing?” Nova said as she put on her bandage.

 

“Finishing that job for you. Take a rest.”

 

“Derek, you won’t be able to reach that fourth circuit breaker! Only I can get in there to do it! And I know what I’m doing! That red wire there is hot!”

 

“How hot?” said Derek.

 

“Six hundred volts hot,” said Nova.

 

“You mean you’ve been working here for two hours around high voltage barely dressed with a puddle of water ten centimeters away from your right knee?”

 

“I’m desperate! Someone has to do it!” Nova barked. “I’m still the Living Group Leader of this ship! My other two best Living Officers, well, we left them back on Demonranstra! If we don’t get this ship cooled down soon, people might start collapsing! It’ll only take me a minute!”

 

“Okay,” Derek said as he felt sick again as Nova crawled back into the cabinet with another circuit breaker. He gently put a hand inside the unit to mop up the water so it would be a little less hazardous for her while she worked.

 

Ten minutes later, Nova crawled out and pulled down the huge power switch again. This time, the unit took hold and finally began to run as two enlisted crewmembers showed up with tool kits.

 

“Ma’am, how it it going?” one of the crewmembers asked. The young Corporal had on only gym shorts and a lot of dirt. The other crewmember, a Sergeant named Martinez, was a young woman working in a two-piece swimsuit and sandals.

 

“We have Number One running now, Corporal Pittman,” Nova said. “You and Sergeant Martinez should start on Number Three next. It needs to be rewired. I’ll be down here in the morning to hook up the logic circuits and breakers like I did with this one.”

 

“Aye, aye, ma’am,” said Pittman.

 

“Ma’am, I can fix Number Three myself if I work through the night,” said Sergeant Martinez.

 

“You’re not working through the night, Eva,” Nova said. “It’s too hot and the other crews are trying to repair the refrigerators in the galley so our food doesn’t all turn into an unauthorized science project in mold growth! I’ll finish it in the morning by 0700. With this unit going, the ambient temperature should be down to 98 degrees by morning. If we stay minimally dressed today and tomorrow we should be able to survive; unless that star shoots a solar flare at us.”

 

“Then?” said Derek.

 

“Then we need to get into spacesuits within ten minutes to survive the radiation and the heat,” Nova said as she visibly sagged against Derek as her husband tried to tenderly wipe her face with a wet, slightly dirty rag. “You people know what to do,” she said.

 

“Yes, ma’am,” said Martinez. “Ma’am, the temp’s dropping. Thanks for the effort, ma’am. Captain, were you helping her?”

 

“Yes, I was,” said Derek.

 

“You guys aren’t like other lousy officers,” said Pittman. “You get right down in the nasty parts of the ship to work with the rest of us. Thanks.”


“We need every hand busy fixing this ship,” Nova said. “Derek, let me check on those…”

 

“Negative. You’re relieved, Nova,” said Derek.

 

“Huh?” she said.

 

“You did your job. You’re done for the watch and for the night,” Derek said. “I’m getting you up to our cabin to get you washed up and into bed.”

 

“Thanks, sir,” said Pittman as he and Martinez began to work while Derek helped Nova back into her pants and flip-flops. Then, he draped her shaky arm over his shoulder and half-carried her out of the compartment.

 


 

Ten minutes later, Derek was actually carrying Nova back up the stairs to their quarters in his arms, huffing in the heat as he carried her.

 

“I can walk,” she said sleepily.

 

“No, I am keeping you off your feet until I get some fluids into you,” Derek said. Stopping at the door to their head, he kissed Nova, slipped her feet out of her sandals, and then pulled down her pants and underwear all at once. He helped her out of her bra and tossed all her sweaty clothes into a pile by the hatchway to the head as he stripped and helped Nova into the shower after making her drink some soda.

 

Nova finally sighed with relief as the usually cold water, now lukewarm, hit her naked backside. She smiled as she watched the dirt melting off her, and smiled as she felt Alex and Ariel kicking inside her. She stood limp and tired as Derek washed every centimeter of her body as if he was washing one of his unborn children, and Nova’s nipples were soon standing up with delight as he tried to relax her by washing her in an unabashedly romantic fashion.

 

Nova weakly washed Derek, but he washed most of his own body himself, finally giving up on washing when he let his left hand tease Nova’s breasts while his right hand went down to the center of her. Nova then began to feel a heat that was most decidely pleasant under the lukewarm water as her pregnant body responded eagerly to her husband. Nova put her head back against her husband and then shut her eyes and sighed pleasantly as both of his hands went to her breasts as he tenderly merged with her waiting body under the lukewarm water as they made totally unscheduled and impulsive love.

 

When they were done with the shower, Derek carried Nova into their hot cabin without drying her off. Nova turned the blower near their bunk up full-force as they plopped into their bunk, not caring about getting anything wet as they found some relief naked under the hot air. They made quick love again under the breeze and then collapsed into each other’s arms and lay there spent before Derek got Nova to sit up as he fed her some more Cosmic Cola while playing with her breasts. Nova smiled at Derek and said, “It’s so nice here in your lap…”

 

“I feel half-dead,” said Derek.

 

“Me too,” she said as she finished drinking her soda. “Let’s collapse.”

 

“Good idea,” Derek said.

 

They curled up naked in bed under the warm breeze without even putting on any covers. Soon, the young lovers curled up into each other’s arms and passed quickly into a hot, exhausted sleep.

 


 

ONE DAY LATER….

 

Planet Demonranstra, Night.

 

“I hate these noises,” said Dawn as she curled up herself in Deke’s arms, fully dressed, except for her boots, which Deke had pulled off her. They were trying to nap before Deke had to go on guard again. He also had another headache. He didn’t know why.

 

“What noises?” he said.

 

“Those noises out there in the night,” she said. “There’s animals out there! How do we know a bear or some kind of weird predator won’t get in here from that jungle?”

 

“I built a fire outside by the cave entrance while I was looking at the ocean down below the cliff that the cave entrance comes out of,” retorted Wakefield. “Animals don’t like fire much.”

 

“I hope they eat the Cometines,” Dawn said in a depressed voice.

 

“Timing is everything,” Deke mused.

 

“Meaning?” Dawn said.

 

“I met Sasha around the time I was trying to make contact with you and we became friends while I was wondering if you knew if I was alive or dead.”

 

“I was ignoring your letters, and slowly falling for Jeff,” said Dawn.

 

“You could’ve told me a lot earlier,” Deke said.

 

“Hey, you too,” said Dawn. “You know, it’s been a long time since Rancho Carne High School?”

 

“Mustangs Forever, hail the Purple,” said Deke.

 

Dawn laughed at that. “High school is a dead issue.”

 

“You haven’t changed a bit,” said Deke.

 

“I beg your pardon?” Dawn said.

 

“Still the same look in your eyes, the same blonde bangs, everything. I nearly crapped myself in bed in front of you and Nova when you two were treating me in Sickbay that time a few weeks ago, Dawn.”

 

“Nova made me help,” Dawn huffed. “I swear, she’s the biggest royal pain in the butt I’ve ever met. But she reminds me of someone.”

 

“Who?” said Deke.

 

“Your mom, believe it or not. Part of me wonders if they might have been very distant cousins or something like that. She was always trying to push me to improve myself, Deke. That’s part of the reason I went into nursing…your mom…”

 

“What about Lynn?” said Deke.

 

“My mom wanted me to make something of myself, but never with the missionary zeal of your mother, flight nurse Jessica Wakefield. There’s times I swear I see your mom looking out at me through Nova’s eyes. It’s weird! Ever notice that funny, girly way Nova walks? Your mom had the same walk. And your mom was like a walking textbook.”

 

“What’s that power level on the Astro-Automatic I gave you?” asked Deke.

 

Dawn opened the handgrip bottom and pressed a small button in the lithium powerpack. “Twenty percent power. No way to recharge it, either.”

 

“Given the way we had to fight our way in here,” said Deke. “If we have to go back out there again for long, we probably won’t survive for long with those green guys around.”

 

“You are so cheerful and encouraging, Deke,” said Dawn.

 

“Just stating the situation,” he snapped.

 

“Think we can steal a longer-range radio from the enemy?” said Dawn.

 

“Not bloody likely,” retorted Deke. “Oh. I had five clips for DJ. I am now down to two. Unfortunately, Dawn, 7.62x39 cartridges and radios don’t grow on trees or in caves. “

 

“Smart-ass,” snapped Dawn.

 

“Yeah…like I’m overjoyed you ended up with Jeff.”

 

“I’m so happy you ended up with your Iscandarian floozie!” snapped Dawn.

 

“SHUT UP!” yelled Deke with a violent look in his eyes.

 

Dawn got up and said, “You hate it that much when I mock her?”

 

“I have what is called a bond with her,” said Deke as he made a pair of fists, which began to tremble. “Probably, that is the only way that she knows that I am alive. I vaguely feel her, so I know she is alive. But do NOT knock her in front of me again! EVER! I get VERY aggressive when someone threatens her. I’ve told this to Wildstar and to Nova, and they told Alex and Starsha while we were on Iscandar. Then, Alex told us exactly what happens to me. Threaten her, and I go into something instinctive from my bond called “Consort Mode”. So does she!”

 

“What the heck is…Consort Mode?”

 

“It’s a state close to madness. If she is threatened, I have to wipe out the offending party, whether by words, or by actions. Actions are more likely. That’s why I ripped Von Delvitz, that Gamilon bastard, to shreds in that duel. So, don’t you dare say a bad thing about her again, Dawn! EVER!”

 

“Deke, I’m scared of you right now,” said Dawn. “You’re being Mister Vengeful again!”

 

He glared at her and said, “Never disrespect Sasha in my presence or keep me away from her, and you should be safe. Got that?”

 

“Yessir,” said Dawn meekly with her eyes downcast. “Don’t say anything mean about, Jeff, either.”

 

“Why not?” said Deke.

 

“Basic Goddamn fairness,” she said with her eyes brimming with tears.

 

Deke went over to give her a hug. “Not now,” she said as she pushed him away.

 

“Why not?”

 

“You scared me, Deke. We’ll talk later,” she said. “You’d better go on guard duty.”

 

Deke nodded and stalked off with DJ.

 

This is going to be a very, very long couple of weeks…or months, Deke thought as he lit up one of his few remaining cigarettes a few minutes later. And what do we do when our clothes begin rotting off us due to the humidity? Dress in leaves? How the hell can we be half-naked in front of each other again? The Argo is bound to come back here and check for us soon…if they still can, that is, Deke thought. We’re not going to be forgotten. We can’t be. That is all the problem is…

 


 

TO BE CONTINUED…

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