GALAXY CHOO CHOO-songfic
Neil Burns

With apologies and a heartfelt Gomen nasai to Glenn Miller and Leiji Matsumoto

PARDON ME BOY
IS THAT THE GALAXY CHOO CHOO?
YES, SIR TRACK 99
OH, WON'T YOU GIVE ME A SHINE

CAN YOU AFFORD
TO RIDE THE GALAXY CHOO CHOO
I GOT MY FARE
AND A LITTLE TO SPARE

YOU KNOW THE TRAIN LEAVES
PARADISE STATION AT QUARTER TO FOUR
YOU READ A MAGAZINE AND
YOU'RE AT TITAN'S PORT

DINNER IN A DINER
NOTHING COULD BE FINER
THAN TO HAVE YOUR HAM AND EGGS
IN HEAVY METALER

WHEN YOU HEAR THE WHISTLE BLOW
AT EIGHT TO THE BAR
THEN YOU KNOW
MATEL IS NOT VERY FAR

SHOVEL ALL THE COAL IN
GOTTA KEEP A GOING
WHOO WHOO
GALAXY THERE YOU ARE

THERE'S GONNA BE
A CERTAIN SOMEONE AT THE STATION
LEATHER, FUR AND LACE
I USED TO CALL FUNNY FACE

SHE'S GONNA CRY
"DON'T YOU EVER ROAM!"
GALAXY CHOO CHOO
WON'T YOU CHOO CHOO ME HOME!
(Jam session)